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Sunday 30 July 2006

Would you like to know Shar?

Post removed. She claims it's not her who sent the email but a hacker.

Saturday 29 July 2006

Tune in to hear what we done did on the BBC 1Xtra Today

TODAY LIVE ON BBC 1xtra!!!!!!

History of Houston Rap - with Matt SoReal and K-Rino - 1 p.m. Central time!

HoustonSoReal Live with Devin the Dude, Bun B, Trae, Grit Boys, Ill Tactics, DJ Chill and DJ Semtex - 6 p.m. central time.

Listen on www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra

Hear what we did this week...

Serious, it gonna jam fool.

PEACE matt

PS BIG UPS TO SEMTEX AND THE WHOLE BBC 1XTRA MASSIVE!

my photos coming soon and I'ma post some tight ones from Eric Thompson in a few too.

Wednesday 26 July 2006

Stop Being a Bitch All Your Life



Trae Album in stores now and it might just save your life. Life lessons abound on this one.

Please stop calling me, I am busy with the BBC this week. See Trae LIVE IN HOUSTON THURSDAY NIGHT AT WAREHOUSE LIVE. Details below. FREE.

Tuesday 25 July 2006

So pretty!



Finally! Look what I downloaded... Isn't it shamelessly gaudy and pink? I LOVE IT!

A PINK THEME!

For years Mozilla only gave us stupid blue boyish themes that for some reason all made my pc look like a mac. FOR WHAT?! I like my pc!

This is so nice! :D

Here, for you girlies. Don't say I never share hor!

By the way, anyone knows how to edit a downloaded Mozilla theme? I actually went to read up on it and I can't find the appropriate .jar file. Man, I am such a geek sometimes. Frightens myself.

Monday 24 July 2006

In defence of plastic surgery

I was moderating the comments for the post with Dawn's and my photo, and the more I read, the more pissed I feel.

It is pretty apparent by now and she and I are friends, so I don't see why it is necessary for stupid readers to compare her and me. If you think she is pretty and I am ugly, then just compliment her la, why must you put me down while complimenting her?

Vice versa of course.

And the plastic surgery issue is so long ago over. People are still asking me if she did surgery.

By now the answer still not obvious meh? So she did (I am presuming from old photos), so what man?

It's her face what, you her mother ah? She wanna do anything to it also can.

I cannot understand people who talk so much about natural beauty. You know what I think? FUCK NATURAL BEAUTY. Don't brush your teeth lor! Cannot put braces! CANNOT DYE YOUR HAIR!

Coz if you do any of that, it's not natural beauty anymore!

Please don't say things like "Xiaxue has natural beauty, Dawn doesn't".

Firstly, I already announced very loudly many times that I edit my photos, and I cannot reveal my secrets la, but it has to do with making my nose smaller and my jawline firmer *blush*. Damn I just revealed it.

So I am no natural beauty on this blog.

Even if you saw me in real life and think I'm pretty, what's so authentic about foundation, fake eyelashes, and loads of mascara?

FACE IT LA. Everyone is fucking fake. Who can be all natural? I know who... Ugly people.

You say these girls, plastic or made up, are cheating the world with their looks.

But I ask this: What's stopping you from doing the same? Lack of talent in putting make up? Or lack of money to do surgery?

If you had loads of money and your surgery is RISK-FREE to confirm make you more beautiful, you don't want meh?

My point is... It is fair competition! If you are a girl and not happy with the boys thinking Dawn is so hot, then fucking go do surgery yourself.

Defending your own ugliness by defending the lameass "natural beauty" just reeks of your jealousy.

So you are ugly but filled with natural beauty (ha, ironic). WHO CARES? Who goes on magazine covers and fucks the hot models? NOT YOU, NATURAL BEAUTY AMBASSADOR.

In one disappointing movement, I am hereby announcing that if I ever had the chance to, I WILL GET A NOSE JOB!

Of course, I will honestly tell everyone I did surgery la. Ha! At least a bit authentically fake.

As for the photoshop, I just did my usual nose-adjusting and a bit of jaw pushing, that's it. Why should I photoshop for Dawn too? I think she looks fine. Plus, I am not close to her and have no idea whether she likes people tinkering with her photos.

It was ME to asked Dawn to take a photo with me, and she does not deserve getting so much flak in my blog's comments for that.

My blog reader Cedric helps me moderate comments too, so it's not like I can screen all the comments myself.

Just be nice la, ok?

*Don't see what's the difference between mascara and an implant*

I demand interesting advertising!!!


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Jack in the Box is one of America's largest fast food chains, and it has SUPERB advertising!!!!

The copy is so freaking funny!!

I liked it so much that I actually folded it, put it in my bag, and flew it 22 hours back here! I wet it a bit at the edge though... Hehe...

I wish we have this kinda interesting advertising in Singapore. You think Singaporeans will like a sense of humour in our ads?

Sometimes I think Singaporeans are too freaking uptight (I.e. Stomp readers throwing a big fuss over vulgarities), but it seems like many of us appreciate humour too!

Anyway, this is not another bout of Singapore-bashing just because I went to US. I'm just complaining about everything under the sun as usual, and I still love Singapore, just that I hate all of the fucking anal people staying in here.

And maybe also hate the Advertising people coz they mostly suck. Remember the nice Prudential ad a long time ago? The boy growing up one? That was nice! Wonder what happened to these talented people... Wonder how that bespectacled handsome model looks like now?! Anyone knows him?!!

MAN I HATE PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR! Anyway, Jack in the Box. Funny. Uptight Swiss people! HAHAHA.

p/s:

I'm conducting a dating experiment for a new project I'm working on right now, and I'm looking for volunteers interested in being my date for the sake of science. Ok not really science but it's for a good cause lah.

If interested, please email me with "Dating Experiment" in the subject line, your contact info and a short intro about yourself. If you have a picture, all the better. It will be fun! Email me ok!

Sunday 23 July 2006

A Great Day in Houston - DJ Screwfest 2006!

Before we get into my review of and photos from DJ Screwfest I need to remind you that this Thursday July 27th is our HoustonSoReal LIVE Event with BBC 1xtra. DJ Semtex will be in town all week and it is going down. If you have mot RSVP'd yet, you need to do so now. Send your name(s) to BBCHoustonEvent@gmail.com and you will be in.

And to all who have emailed so far, I will be sending out confirmations tonight. Print 'em out and bring 'em to the door!



Anyway, see you Thursday. Below please find over 70 photos from yesterdays First Annual DJ Screw Fest. Believe me when I say it was off the chain. If you can't see it in the photos then you ain't looking. Peace to everyone involved and I hope to see it again next year.

Only complaint is that well, if I knew that Devin and Bun B were not even in town, I am quite sure the promoters did as well. I didn't hear too many shouts of Devin the Dude coming up later, but I sure did hear "THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME UGK IS ON STAGE TOGETHER IN OVER 4 YEARS!" On the radio all the way there, and being hollered from the stage. I know that "no shows" are normal in the rap world, but that bullshit has got to stop.

Anyway, enjoy the photos as much as I enjoyed the event! (Which inceidentally was Elena's first concert. She can tell all her friends her first real concert was SLIM THUGGA MUTHAFUCKA!)


Elena's first concert


Slim Thugga Muthafucka!


DJ Eva sneaking in the VIP, even though she didn't have to


Slim Thug


Ghostwriters ripped shit. Their single "Headed to the Club" is getting major burn on Party 104.9 out here and it shows. Everyone in the extremely hype crowd knew every word.




Super Producer Bruce Takara




It was really something special to see Meshah Henderson-Hawkins and Taj Hawkins out on the scene. R.I.P. Big Hawk the Homey.


MommySoReal and DJEvaSoReal


Eva sees this car so much she thinks it's hers.


A3


Papa Reu


Yes, Chingo and Co. really do sell tamales.


Chris Ward, Cooda Bang


Cotorola, Agony Life


Freeze and Crew


Peter Beste, Kyu Boy of Shadow Mob


DJ Princess Cut and Crew!


Liz, Warren G-Z and Alejandra - The G-Z Unit


Dok Holiday


Beltway 8 fo' Life


Dougie D kept it crunk all day seen here with Showtyme, who also kept it quite crunk ALL DAY!


DJ Chill got a camera. Watch out na!


Kyu Boy


Showtyme, DJ Chill


Stacy and Nancy


Showtyme with Super Model Tecola


Ankaman's booth at the show. Dude has been on the grind for years and is one of th ebest lyricists in the city. I remember when he was called T-Wreckz and was down with the Psycho Ward circa 1991 and shit. "Kick 'Em in the Head" being his big hit back in the day.


Dread and E-Man




Kottonmouth and Mike Mo of Beltway 8


Serg and friend


Roshell from Hot 93.3 in Austin and friends!


That's Rob Phat on the right. He made the film PAIN. He's seen here with a friend on the left and his artist Astrid, a singer who also acts in the film.


My boy Robert rolled with us out to Pasadena, seen here with Big Jig of the Ghostwriters


Riflman


Ric Edwards is a full time huslah! Seen here with Nancy Byron. I knew Ric when he managed a tight group called Mad Scientist. he later went on to work with Suave House.


These girls came from New Mexico to sing at the event and got caught in the rain wearing all white.


Rashad Al Amin


Rap-A-Lot - The Next Chapter!


Time to get emotional. Here's Hawk's mother, sisters, children, wife, Grandmother and Coughee Sista Green.


Grimm!




Everyone was giving it up for Hawk. These girls just happened to do it best.


Doin' It Big Records


Byrd on stage while Mike D performs


Cheney!


C-Note and D-Red of the Botany Boyz


Chingo Bling


Eddie DeVille, Chingo Bling, Showtyme


Chingo on stage with 5th Ward Weebie


Lil O at his booth


Lil O Live


These girls don't look old and I don't think they are English.


South Side Mike Barre


Lil D


DeRay


Big Bub, SURT had a tight booth set up. Somehow I missed the Impala though. I always miss things at events with free beer.


List of CD's


And the actual CD's




Nancy Byron and Chris Johnson


Ace Deuce


My boy Akash!


Black Prophet of Austin's Public Offenders/NGOK, Robert


Byrd


Crowd was off the chain


But I mean of course they were, The ABN was on stage showing fools how it's done.






It was pretty insane when they cut the music on "Swang" and the entire crowd sang Hawk's verse.






Trae and Mesha Henderson-Hawkins after the show.


Trae and Robert


And my good folks from What it Dew Magazine

All in all it was a great day that faced, but overcame some obstacles and I'ma assume everyone had a great time. I was fucking psyched in the end. What a wonderful, wonderful event. I'm ready for next years event. Though I mean, you really don't HAVE to have it around Screw's birthday, I mean, I'm thinking October would be good. There was a time this day where I thought I was gonna fall out from the heat. Man, for real. I don't generally hang in parking lots on 95 degree days. Wow. But it was worth every ounce of sweat. Thanks for the free beers and the great vibes. If you missed out, I'm sorry for you.