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Friday 27 July 2007

Revo Uninstaller :: Helps you remove the Applications and clean up the registry too

Revo Uninstaller is one of those programs that all must have inside their PC. It is ofcourse a free software for the effective management of programs inside of your computer. Thanks to it's unique feature to optimize the performance of the PC too.

Well, the main use of the software is that it helps you to remove any unwanted application installed on your computer. With its advanced and fast algorithm to scan before and after uninstall of an application you can remove unnecessary files, folders and registry keys left over in your computer. Even if you have a broken installation Revo Uninstaller scans for application's data on your hard disk drives, Windows registry and shows all found files, folders and registry items so you can delete them.


Beyond to the 2 functions as described, it allows to delete out also the history of the browser and also the history of Office.

Here are the list of all tools and utilities included:

Auto Start Manager - stop programs to start automatically when Windows starts;
Windows Tools Manager - handy and useful tools bundled with every Windows;
Junk Files Cleaner - find and remove unnecessary files from your computer;
Browsers History Cleaner - erase web site history, visited pages history, temporary internet files of Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape and Opera web browsers;
Office History Cleaner - remove history of most recently used files in MS Office;
Windows history cleaner - remove recently opened files history, delete temporary files, remove tracks and history saved by Windows;
Unrecoverable Delete Tool - erase files and folders forever;
Evidence remover - make sure already deleted files, folders and other data are unrecoverable.

Few ways to make Google more useful

Browsing the Web Using Google Cache

Google Cache is a great solution if a web page is down. If you're visiting a site and it returns a "404 error message", you can try to do a search on Google for that site adding the cache: operator, e.g. cache:www.google.com.

Check Spelling Frequency with Google

This is a quick and easy way to check the relative frequency of spellings. Query for a particular spelling, making note of the number of results. Then click on Google's suggested spelling and note the number of results. It's surprising how close the counts are sometimes, indicating an oft-misspelled word or phrase.

Translate a Single Word

Translate a single word Google Translate has added a nifty new twist: dictionary translations. For instance, say you're looking for ways to say "drive" en Francais; you can plug it into Google Translate and figure out that there are different ways to use drive, depending on the context.

Phone Number Geolocator (USA & Canada only)

Google Maps mashup Phone Number Geolocator takes the first six digits of a phone number (the area code plus 3) and gives you a close approximation of that number's origin on a Google map. Google has been helping us locate area codes for a while now, but some area codes cover pretty large areas. The NPA-NXX Geolocator goes one step further and narrows the location down to a more specific and accurate estimation.

Thursday 26 July 2007

McAfee Rootkit Detective :: An effective Freeware to remove Rootkits

McAfee Rootkit Detective is a program designed and developed by McAfee Avert Labs to proactively detect and clean rootkits that are running on the system. What's cool is that McAfee has released this product as a Freeware.

I would suggest that McAfee Rootkit Detective be only used by knowledgeable individuals at the direction of, and with the support of, a representative from McAfee Avert Labs or McAfee Technical Support. Improper usage of this tool could result in damage to your applications or operating system.

The Rootkit Detective 1.0 can be downloaded here.
More Information about this product is Avaliable at McAfee Rootkit Detective Homepage.

Screenshot of McAfee Rootkit Detective is as shown below:

Pissing me off

POST WITHDRAWN

A friend of mine told me that he speculates (with a certain amount of certainty), that LZB's blog is set up by Jack Neo's company as a publicity stunt.

(which would explain why someone bothered to take so many photos of her)

Of course, this is just speculation - believe it or not, up to you, but until I see a video of LZB actually blogging I won't believe it.

So anyway, I've taken away my previous post, because I personally feel that the undeserving scheming commercialised bastards don't need any more publicity.

Plus, it is not being fair to the old lady if she didn't actually write all that.

Poor old lady, used as a pawn. (If this is true, which I believe it to be.)

Wednesday 25 July 2007

Here it is BAM and You Say...

It's goin' down. Devin the Dude Presents the Coughee Brothaz - Waitin' Our Turn - In Stores August 21st.



On Coughee Brothaz Music.

Those of y'all who got a hold of the Collectors Edition have some of the songs on here, but there's some all new tracks on this one too. Tracklist coming soon.

For now though, DJ's, here's 2 radio friendly songs from Devin the Dude and the Coughee Brothaz. Get 'em in the mix please.

Coughee Brothaz - On The Road (Radio Edit)

Coughee Brothaz - Don't Get Me Wrong (Radio Edit)

I was reading a post DJ Cipher made about trading music and he said some shit about the songs being over 300. I didn't know what that meant, but when I went to rip these I ripped them at 320, joint stereo, some shit I don't know. Lemme know if this does or does not work for you.

But yeah, play this shit like crazy everywhere. Also catch Devin the Dude and the Coughee Brothaz on tour across the U.S., 45 cities with Del the Funkee Homosapien! September 21 - November 14th, everywhere. Odd Squad, it's goin' down.

Go Vote in the Houston Press Music Awards

And please make sure Devin the Dude wins everything he is nominated for cuz this is his year....

http://www.houstonpress.com/poll/music07

www.houstonpress.com

LINK FIXED!

Tuesday 24 July 2007

Events Coming Up!

Coming up this week, Thursday, in Houston!


The one PA$E ROCK from Cinncinatti by way of Brooklyn and a special appearance by Kenika!

In Atlanta! Fiona Bloom Presents a Soul Showcase with my boys PPT from Dallas!


Then B-BOYS MAKE SOME NOISE! August 5th in Houston on that south side some of the cities and the nations best breakdancers will come together for this special B-BOY event!

Dizzee Rascal - Pussyole Video - SHOT IN AUSTIN TEXAS!

By my peoples at South Fortress. WHAT UP JASON!



Word to B-Boy City!

Road Trip: Episode 7 - The Night Market

Go watch it now!

Monday 23 July 2007

Download a gang of ShortTexas jams for free

Say y'all, Short Texas just sent me this email with a gang of cuts he put out there for mixtapes and such. Take 'em and use 'em cuz Short Texas is my man and he is off the freakin' chain.

Of course yes I should do links to all these songs, but fuck it, just copy and paste the links to your browser and make it happen. I'm in a battle with two airlines, a travel agent and a screaming baby over here.



THESE ARE MY LATEST MIXTAPE JOINTS! USE WHAT YOU LIKE!! FOR PICS OR DROPS JUST HIT ME UP AND ITS DONE!!! NO GRIND GREATER THAN MINE!!!! 100


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=623X40QA
SHORT TEXAS- DROP BOMBS

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YRYDBX1R
SHORT TEXAS- mash mode

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6E5NQH5F
SHORT TEXAS- PUT'CHA MONET ON IT

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7PQU4Y6V
SHORT TEXAS- WHATS DA DEAL

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RR2S88Y5
SHORT TEXAS- LAC MUZIC

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=67A86JU7
SHORT TEXAS- QUARTER 2 A ZONE

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5AJTOAE0
SHORT TEXAS- BAD SENORITA

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2KVGOYMP
SHORT TEXAS- STREET PRO'S

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SV88PVIO
SHORT TEXAS- GROWN MAN

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4PPIJTSP
SHORT TEXAS- HUSTLER REMIX

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=60DTJ1D1
SHORT TEXAS- 3RD WARD

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1TGYNK99
SHORT TEXAS- BEEF TALK

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UZTWUM9T
SHORT TEXAS- MY HOMIES

www.myspace.com/shorttex

HELP MY MAN ZIN!

For real, he's my brother for years and started Damage Control with me at KPFT 5 years ago. Now he has his own show during the day on Wednesdays. All the info is below but ALL HIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN!



Peace Family,

Yesterday somebody broke in my car and stole two cd cases with about 800-900 cds and my ipod with 6,000 songs on it. DAMN DAMN DAMN

As most of you know I am the producer/host of S.O.S. RADIO and I also spin, so as you can imagine that music meant a lot to me....I had a lot of rare music.

I NEED YOUR HELP...BAD

I NEED TO GET MY STACKS BACK UP FAM...OLD SCHOOL SOUL, OLD SCHOOL HIP-HOP, NEO-SOUL, HOUSE, AFRO BEAT, ALL CONCIOUS HIP-HOP, STRAIGHT AHEAD JAZZ, IMPORTS, AND ALL THE DOPENESS......

==DVD's full of MP3'S, Doubles of cds u have, Burns with tracklistings....MAN WHATEVER...

ALSO IF YOUR AN ARTIST THAT SENT ME YOUR MUSIC AND U WERE IN ROTATION IT'S GONE SO RESEND....

LABELS WHO SERVICE ME PLEASE DO THE SAME....

P.S. ANY AND EVERY BIT OF YOUR SUPPORT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED.

PLEASE SEND ALL MUSIC TO....
S.O.S. RADIO 90.1FM KPFT
419 Lovett Blvd.
Houston, Tx. 77006

email... music4sos@gmail.com

blessings and truth,
ZIN
Producer/Host

S.O.S. RADIO
Every Wednesday 3p-5p
90.1fm Houston, 89.5fm Galveston
www.kpft.org
www.myspace.com/sosradio
"Enlightening the ears and souls of the people"

Stupid Technology :: Really Funny Gadgets

I came across some really Hillarious (or should I say Stupid) Gadgets. These have been designed to expose how Stupid Technology can be at times. Have a look at them for yourself!!

Click on Image to Enlarge




How did you like these Gadgets?

Me and the Deathly Hallows

OMG MY LIFE AS IT IS IS ABOUT TO BE OVER!!!

I'm currently around half into the last and final book of the most awesomest written thingys ever (I'm incoherent coz I am so flummoxed by intriguing bits of the book, so don't correct my English for a bit).

I got my last book yesterday from Times in Tampines Mall, and when I got it, I didn't even look at the price (but instead went to kiss JK Rowling's face on the back page of the book).

Honestly, if I were to consider it, I think the maximum amount of money I'd fork out to pay for her book would be, like... $500. Anything more and I'd use means of theft or piracy, but man, that's how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!

And I think Rowling COULD sell the book for that amount, but she doesn't, and I'm going to take that as a sign that she is indeed a deity of some sort!!!!!

I LOVE YOU JOANNE ROWLING! (Cried a bit when I read the site, it's such an inspiring story of how Harry got known to the world)

(mild spoilers)

In the biography Rita Skeeter bullshitted for Dumbledore, I personally think, JK Rowling wrote it as a tribute to the horrific movies that are done for the book, especially that piece of shit Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore was portrayed as a deranged old man who talks loudly and tries to strangle Harry.

"LIES!" shouts Harry, at the article. Hear hear! It's the same for movie 4!!! Here's what I think of you, movie 4! *shows rude gesture to the imaginary shocked director*

So anyway, so far the book is proving to be quite depressing, with people dying here and there and I've already cried like 3 times in 7 chapters or something!

I don't see how they can finish finding all the horcruxes (horcruxes was underlined red to symbolize a spelling error, and I was like, "Did I spell the plural wrongly?" then I realised that it is a magical word obviously not in the dictionary, kua kua...) within the second half of the book, when there's still four to destroy!!

Well, anyway, I'm obviously not going to blog more because I am going to return to the best read of our time, and YOU ALL SHOULD GO BUY THE BOOK TOO!

I don't care if like a majority of you "don't give a batshit about this stupid book" or "only have seen the movies, no big deal..." this is my blog and I'd write about anything I want!

On a completely different tangent, Qihua also bought a DS lite (that makes like, ALL of my friends, almost), and there are two new colours, metallic rose and silver!

Nintendo should really pay me some money, I made so many people buy that shit!

Lovely.

Lovely day, you all!

(Ikea having clearance sale, I'm going!)

*******

Trivia about Harry Potter are welcome in the comments, BUT DO NOT POST THE ENDING.

My cousin was telling me that the Chinese papers reported the ending of the book, and that MADE ME SO FURIOUS!

If anyone dared to tell me the ending I'd box them in the face and demand they pay me back my $53.99!

I didn't go buy the fucking book only to have the ending revealed to me by some idiot!

Thus, I will not moderate the comments, and will not read them till I've finished the book, and if you intend to read the book you shouldn't read the comments too because I'm sure some idiot is a gigantic spoiler!

This is the time you can feel free to slander me on the comments. Yes yes, I'm a slut, I'm fat, whatever.

How to do a Vertical Search in Google easily?

Instead of searching for a term across all pages on the web, search within a specialized field. Google has a number of specific searches, allowing you to search within blogs, news, books, and much more.

Click on the relevant links below to do a Vertical Search using Google in the following areas:

Book Search
Blog Search
Catalogs
Code Search

Directory
Finance
Images
Local/Maps

News
Product Search
Scholar
Video

How to Refine Google to Search File Types easily?

Many a times we may be looking for Word Documents or PDF files while doing research. But didn't want to drop by at the library to look for the same. In all such scenarios, Google is the Best Resource to look for Research Papers to Data Sheets to Free Music.

Here's how you can effectively search using Google.

Copy {-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:"index of" +"last modified" +"parent directory" +description +size +(doc|pdf|txt) " Search terms"} into the search bar and replace Search terms with a document title to find open indexes that contain downloadable text files. You can change the files being searched from (doc|pdf|txt) to (mp3|wma|wav) to find audio files or indeed to include any other file extension you may need. (doc|pdf|txt) means that only indexes containing doc OR pdf OR txt files are shown in results.

If all this copying and pasting is too much, you can also visit G2P (Google to Person) under http://www.g2p.org, which offers an input-field interface to Google searches like the example given above to help locate open directories or otherwise shared files.

Saturday 21 July 2007

Does Harry really die in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? A complete Book Review

Does Harry die Really in the latest J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? I was just amused to know that people are placing bets on whether Harry lives or dies. Now that's really hilarious.

Well, the Deathly Hallows are Harry's invisibility cloak which has been passed down from generation to generation, a stone that brings back the dead which is hidden in the snitch Harry first caught in his mouth left to him by Dumbledore in his will and the elder wand hidden in Dumbledore's tomb, which is taken by Voldemort.

R.A.B. is actually Sirius' brother Regulus in spite from what Voldemort did to him. After he died in the cave he left the task to Kreacher to destroy the locket but Kreacher was unable to even open it.

The horcruxes are the locket stolen by Kreacher then by Mundugus then stolen by Umbridge then taken by Harry. Destroyed by Ron with the Gryfindor sword.

The Hufflepuff goblet hidden in Bellatrix Lestrange's vault in Gringotts. Destroyed by Hermoine with a Basilisk fang.

The Diadem of Ravenclaw hiddden in the room of requirement next to where Harry hid the Half-blood Prince potion book. Destroyed by Crabbe's cursed fire spell.

Nangini, Voldemort's snake. Destroyed by Neville with the Grryfindor sword.

And finally Harry's scar. Destroyed with Voldemort's killing curse.

Snape was actually working with Dumbledore the whole time, Dumbledore himslef planned his own death, the curse on his hand was growing more and more every day. Snape was truly repenting sending Voldemort after Harry's mom, he was in love with her, his patronus was even a doe, just like Lily Potter, Harry's mother.

Here's who really dies.

  • Muggle studies teacher Burbage killed be Voldemort.
  • Hedwig killed by a Death Eater.
  • Mad-eye killed by a Death Eater.
  • Tonk's father killed by Death Eaters.
  • The minister of magic Scrimgeour killed by Voldemort and Death Eaters.
  • Wormtail killed by his own silver hand.
  • Dobby killed by Bellatrix LeStrange.
  • Crabbe by his own 'cursed fire' spell.
  • Fred killed by a Death Eater at the final battle at Hogwarts.
  • Lupin (not specified, killed at the final battle).
  • Tonks (side by side with her husband Lupin).
  • Snape killed by Voldemort.
  • Colin Crevey by Death Eaters at the final battle.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange killed by Mrs. Weasley.
  • Harry dies/goes into dream state?? then revives/awakes
  • Voldemort killed by who else; Harry.
  • And about 50 students at Hogwarts names not specified.
  • And Ron or Hermione DO NOT die.
Death by Pages:
  • Burbage dies on pg. 12
  • Hedwig dies on pg. 56
  • Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
  • Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
  • Wormtail dies on pg. 471
  • Dobby dies on pg. 476
  • Snape dies on pg. 658
  • Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
  • Harry gets ****** up by Voldemort on pg. 704
  • Comes back to life on pg. 724
  • Nagini gets beheaded by Neville Longbottom on page 733.
  • Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743


19 YEARS AFTER THE EVENTS IN THE BOOK
  • Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo.
  • Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
  • Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius.
The FINAL LINE OF THE BOOK is:
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!!

Sorry about the Banner and a few Images disappearing in the site

The Top Banner and some of the images in the blog have suddenly disappeared - whola what's the reason? Are you wondering the same? Well, this is due to the sudden surge of traffic - which I didn't anticipate during the weekend. The images were all hosted at GooglePages and hence are locked down due to excessive Bandwidth.

I am looking for a backup of the images which are unfortunately tucked in my laptop at home. As soon as I get access to the images I will upload the same into a better / reliable service. Sorry for the terrible design that is now getting displayed without the Top Banner.

Cheers!!
Jason

Friday 20 July 2007

It's a Holiday in Houston Today

Happy Birthday DJ Screw...



You would have been 36 years old today. And on this dark, rainy, dank, dismal, dogged and downtrodden day in the city that was once all yours (and all over the world) we're remembering you and everything you brought to the table over the course of your short life.

And we wish you were still here.

R.I.P. DJ SCREW.

Grab the Pownce Invites before they Finish!!

Thanks to one of our reader's Ronald - He linked me to a new service called Pownce. Before his mail, I had NO idea on what this cool service was all about. Thanks Ronald :)

Well, Kevin Rose is one of the founders of Digg, and has come out with a brand new service called Pownce. He has quite ambitiously sent the company out to the ever challenging Internet marketplace. Pownce is a new network of instantaneous client that offers the functionalities of Twitter/Jaiku, allowing the sending of messages, files and events with the other users.

This new system has developed its client on Adobe AIR(Adobe Integrated Runtime ), and hence it is necessary to install the AIR to your computer. Since AIR is currently only being available for Windows and Mac. If you have Linux - you will have to hope just a little bit.

At the moment the service is in closed beta, and can only be accessed by means of an invitation.

Now for the Best part - I have a few Pownce Invites to give away. In case, any of you need an invite - Do drop me a mail.

List of Cool Freeware Alternatives for Microsoft Office and OpenOffice Suite

Many have run into troubles with OpenOffice, hence I thought let me post some Cool Freeware Alternatives to Microsoft Office and OpenOffice. I have used OpenOffice during the days it was called StarOffice and shipped by Sun Microsystems. But most of the times the constant pain point was with alignment of text and it's compatability with Microsoft Office Platform.

The first software I see as a worthy alternative is called Abiword. It is today's fast and most powerful word-processor. It makes it very easy while writing a large letter and/or document due to it's fast and simple word processor engine. Open source, compatible multiplatform and easy integration with Microsoft Office is all there with Abiword. The main reason that this can be considered is due to its reduced footprint on your hard disk and RAM.

Other nearly indispensable software nowadays that one can use in order to create and modify calculation sheets (the equivalent of Excel of Microsoft), is called Gnumeric. Gnumeric is again Open source, multiplatform, fast and light.

Did you feel that we lack one good alternative to Outlook (which isn't there with the Openoffice.org Office Suite)? Obviously not, we have Evolution. It's again multiplatform and also open source.

And at last, only for the Linux users, an optimal software in order to create and to modify Presentations is Kpresenter. Obviously open source and can also edit and display Microsoft Powerpoint Slides.

Thursday 19 July 2007

One of my favorite bands performing in Houston Friday July 20th

Real tizzalk...

It's goin' down!



Live at Fitzgeralds on White Oak and Studemont (just down from the old Hip Hop Coffee Shop).

One of the flyest live bands in Texas, I'm trying to tell you. They're opening for Spoonfed Tribe, which is a jam band of sorts, but Grimy Styles is a tripped out dub reggae group that will blow you away.

If the smoke from the balcony at Fitz doesn't do that first. Anyway, come down, I'ma be out there blurry looking for the bar.

(Does anyone else remember back in the day when you would go to Fitz like every week? I live literally 2 minutes drive from there and haven't been there in I would say 9 years or so. I think De La Soul in 1998 was the last time. It's a cool place though, can't wait to see it, and them, and you, tomorrow. Or tonight depending on when you might be reading this here here. Also remember when that neighborhodd was a little sketchy?)

CHECK OUT GRIMY STYLES ON MYSPACE.

If anyone in the band reads this make sure you got a 2x shirt for me.

The Actual Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Ending :: De Mystified

After I posted yesterday on "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows :: E-Book Freely available Online Now" - I am shell shocked at the response it has driven. Well, it just goes to prove the kind of fan following J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is set to unleash.

Well, now that the entire book has been leaked - So the ending too has been purpotetly leaked. The ending clearly describes in great detail as to who dies at the end.

It seems that the final nine pages of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows takes place 19 years in the future - which is simply amazing.

Well, I won't spoil the millions of fans by telling the ending right away. But do check out one of the comments in my last article which even gives you a briefing of the page numbers of the deaths. Or you can read the ending online at this mail archive.

Free Portable Firefox 2.0.0.5 now Available

Yesterday I had an article announcing the release of the new FireFox Version 2.0.0.5 being Released. Today I found a Portable version of the new Firefox freely available for your USB drives, portable Hard Disks', etc.

Portable Firefox is a fully functional package of Firefox optimized for use on a USB key drive. It has some specially-selected optimizations to make it perform faster and extend the life of your USB key as well as a specialized launcher that will allow most of your favorite extensions to work as you switch computers. It will also work from a CDRW drive (in packet mode), ZIP drives, external hard drives, some MP3 players, flash RAM cards and more.

I find the Portable version particularly useful when making use of a Cyber cafe as all my Bookmarks are intact and also I can enjoy the same browsing environment.

You can Download Portable Firefox freely at PortableApps Website.

Scholastic Sues P2P Torrent sites for the "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows " Leak

Scholastic - The publisher of R.K. Rowling's much awaited and secretly guarded last book - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows has sued many of the P2P Torrent sites in a last ditch attempt to plug the increasing amount of online leaks ahead of this Friday's release. I did report on the leak of the latest Harry Potter book yesterday - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows :: E-Book Freely available Online Now.

Scholastic has also sued DeepDiscount.com, which had apparently already mailed out almost 1200 copies of the book before the release. You can read more on this recent development at the following Los Angeles Times article.

J.K. Rowling, author of the book, begged on her personal site. The message reads as follows "I'd like to ask everyone who considers themselves a Potter fan to help preserve the secrecy of the plot for all those who are looking forward to reading the book at the same time on publication day. In a very short time, you will know EVERYTHING!".

So will the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows leak be plugged? I guess not - but it surely has made a small impact on JK's Bank balance.

Wednesday 18 July 2007

FireFox Version 2.0.0.5 Released

The World's most famous web-browser Firefox has just received a new and very important update, the new 2.0.0.5 release is now available for download from the Official Website. You can also alternatively download from here - I would recomend this approach. The latest version of Firefox comes with a lot of fixes that are meant to improve the security of the users browsing the Internet with Firefox.

One important fix is with a bug that had some problems with the Javascript engine in Firefox that can execute dangerous codes able to enhance attackers' attempts to infiltrate into a system. Actually the security updates with this new release are many, starting with simple errors and ending with highly critical vulnerabilities that might allow an attacker control an affected system - similar to the one I have listed above.

A Diverse Samplin' of the South in Summer 2007

I realized recently that HoustonSoReal has become a place for me to post the photos I took whilst drunkenly executing and attending events and a place for me to talk about myself and all of my foibles and well I thought to myself, that's not really the goal here Matthew so I said to myself then that I need to do something relevant to this music here for once in my life and well here it is.

A gang of music I got a hold of recently and think that you should hear/have. I'm not gonna keep these links up forever, so get 'em fast. Also if you like what you hear, buy these cats albums. Especially K-Rino's album, Book Number 7. That CD goes hard as fuck. I'm giving you one of my favorite cuts, that features Chalie Boy, but every song on that disc is a banger and K-Rino is a real lyricist. So lets start with him.



K-Rino featuring Chalie Boy - Come on Down



Get you remix on with this here exclusive Bavu Blakes accapella featuring Hot Rod! This was one fo the hottest songs on the Woodgrain Edition and it's waiting for your touch.
Bavu Blakes featuring Hot Rod - My Sacrifice - Accapella

Bavu Blakes featuring Mojoe, Money Waters, Ron Horne - Coming Home



Donnie Cross featuring Big Nik - Meet Us In The Streets



Kenika - Stand Up (Free Terrell)



Lil J da Mex Connect - Make Big Money - Produced by Mr. Lee!



GT Garza, V-Zilla, Fame $ity of SWAT - Parking Lot



Peezey, Won, Money Waters - Southern Dream



Surreal - Comin' Down on Boys (Thanks for the shout out!) - Produced by DJ Kutz!



Slim Thug - Drop It - Mocha Lab Remix



Starchy Arch - Alright - Produced by THE ARE!



Rob Mo - UGK vs. Bloc Party



Yung Redd - Look

And we have been planning this for quite some time, trying to figure out the best way to make it happen, but fuck it, it's time.

It's the HoustonSoReal REEEEEEEEEEMIX CONTEST!

That's right. Below please find a link to the accapella version of the hottest song to hit the net in '07 "WHY YOU ALL ON MY MYSPACE!" By Kenika.

The original version was produced by Young Samm, but originally they did it over an underground beat. Anyway a lot of people have hit me up and said they wanted to do something with Kenika so here is your chance. Producers, take this accapella and run with it, give it your best track and instead of sending it to me, post it on YOUR MySpace page and send me the link. I'll then link the best remixers pages right here on HoustonSoReal and you will get a lot of hits. We also want artists to add their own verses as well.

Send the link to your pages to MYSPACE.COM/HOUSTONSOREAL

Also, if the "winner" of this contest of sorts lives in Houston, Austin, New York, Oslo, Amsterdam, or some place where HoustonSoReal throws events and concerts, you and your artist will be included in the next HoustonSoReal event in your area (or if you wanna come to an event in one of those places on your own dime, I'll put you on and make sure you get hellafied promo).

Winner will also be a feature artist on the next DJ Chill / Kenika Mixtape.

Winner will also be heavily featured on DAMAGE CONTROL.

I mean, we don't have a ton to offer, but we do have resources and we will help you if you help us come up with the ultimate remix.

And if we end up using the song commercially then of course there will be compensation and all the normal publishing splits and what have you. At any rate, just do it, I want to hear what you've got.

So call it what you want. It's a contest of sorts, but its also a way to make me get out there and promote the shit out of your shit. And to take this song to the next level. It's a serious summer jam,

Download
Kenika - Why You All On My MySpace Accapella and do your thang thang with it!


Till next time, enjoy the jams. Lemme know if any of the links don't work.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows :: E-Book Freely available Online Now

The much awaited HP series "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" has already hit the internet almost 4 days before it's scheduled release. Looks like the high amount of security that was posted to guard all the printing facilities and the storage sites was of No use.

Well, the entire book (784 pages to be precise) are all available online for Free download in the form of Photos (very messy) as well as a few sites offering pdf formats.

The sites are offering Torrent downloads and the few that offered direct download of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on Rapidshare and Megaupload have been blocked in No time - Just shows how serious the publishers and JK Rowling are with this release.

I wouldn't put up the links of the sites were the book is available for Free download due to Copyright and Privacy Infringement Issues. But I can give you the exact phrase that you need to put in google to reach the torrent files. "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows filetype:torrent" << Use the phrase inside the quotes to catch the fish!!

I am NO fan of Harry Potter - So I will wait for reviews from you guys on how the so called Last series is. Do drop in your comments below.

Tuesday 17 July 2007

Creating the Top 7 disgusting bloggers blog

Don't we all just love backlash?

No seriously, thought I'd share with you guys my mentality over creating this blog post of mine.

I woke up one morning with a sudden urge to create a blog entry about all the disgusting bloggers around, because it seems that recently there are so many of them?

What makes a disgusting blogger?

With the obvious exception of Maddox (and me!), disgusting bloggers, are, to me, either (1) pretending to be something they are not or (2) think way too highly of themselves (and not in a joking manner, either, like I do).

There are, of course, many other really ugly and gross people around blogging too, but as long as they know their place, I totally have no problems with them. =)

Some of you have asked me, "Why do you have to do this to all these innocent people? They didn't do anything to you!"

Well, look around you, people... Did I do anything to all those people who wrote all those mean stuff about me either? No sire, I didn't! And I tell you, people who write about me do it way worse... I guess I do deserve a bit of it. :D

So I thought to myself, what the fuck? Seems like it's a fair deal - I want fame, and I get criticism along with it, right?

Survive it, and I continue with my work. Can't take it? Stop blogging altogether, and change your url!

And surely you all concur, people on my list are all attention-seeking people wanting fame.

And so, if here and there some fuckers would write bad stuff about these people on the list, why not me? Why can't I? Just because I am a wee bit more famous?

Now that's not fair, is it? Afterall, my blog is a platform for my views, and I am free to write whatever I want on it.

These "victims", so called, are also free to rebuke whatever they want, if they so wish to.

Of course, the smart way out of this is to take the high road and act gracious about it instead of insulting me back (personally, I think, insulting me back would be so much more fun and creative), which will naturally get readers sympathizing with the underdog and making me seem like a bully.

DO I CARE THAT I AM CALLED A BULLY?

Not in the least bit! I'm already being deemed as bullying handicapped-toilet users, foreign workers, filipino rape "victims", why not disgusting bloggers to cap it all off?!

Please stop telling me whoever and whoever took it so graciously and therefore I suck. I DON'T CARE! I'm tired of being fake and PR and being the bigger person. I want to be the petty and smaller person! (childish, but blame Mike, he spoils me)

So anyway, as someone rightly commented, Maia did invite me to her album launch in September 2005. Then, I didn't know her well (I only met her once before, when she was still a singing teacher), but I'd say I sincerely liked her then.

Circumstances, and perhaps, people change, and when she was a star blogger with me, I started disliking her (or rather, her online self).

Once, she left a damn stupid and act-PC comment on my star blog, saying something sarcastic like I am very superficial since I judged some uncle in the airport in LA. I deleted that comment, and our relationship (so-called, the superficial one we used to have) soured.

The last thing I like to hear about myself is that I am being fake, and therefore I felt like I have the need to clarify.

I don't like all these 5 people's blog persona, and it is unlikely I will like them in real life either (I thought Celeste was absurd in real life but didn't dislike her, although her blog personality is like... barf), so I don't care if they dislike me (please do dislike me, I don't know what to do if you guys are nice to me, it totally throws me off course).

It is, however, inevitable that I will see some of these people in real life (Maia and probably Nicole, whom I don't mind), and I guess if I see them I'd just pretend not to see them?

Sigh, wish Singapore was not so small.

Somebody else said something about me being fired from, supposedly, various media, and therefore, I am the real sore loser here.

Just to clarify, I didn't actually get "fired" from Stomp. My 3 month contract ended, and it didn't get renewed. In this rein are also May and Choy, Jaymee Ong, etc. I don't know if they chose not to continue or not, but seeing that blogging once a week is not that tough, I'd say maybe they also didn't get their contract renewed.

It's no big deal - I didn't fit into their rigid child-safe blog criteria, and therefore, I can't do what I do best (write in-your-face blog entries), and so there is no point in keeping me.

Nothing wrong with that.

Speaking of retailiation, Steven Lim does it best, of course. =)



Honestly, that man's a classic. He says I am a chicken pie (mmm, delicious!) and also that I am horny, among other things. And he asks Wanbao to sue me!! =)

He also kept talking to Mike for a good part of the video, but Mike can't understand a single word he said because of *snigger snigger* his perfect English.

Mike's like, "What is this man raving about, man?"

(Gillian says that Girls Out Loud gave him a meagre amount for his part in the show, something like $20 to cover his cab fare or something)

Monday 16 July 2007

Can you Blend an iPhone really?

The iPhone was released recently and it has been a great hit. Though I don't give it much of a praise as I feel that the iPhone is still not a true value for money product in the offering - Given it's price and functionality.

Below is a Stunning Video on How you can Blend an iPhone?

How to Choose your own Location of Sent Mails in Outlook?

Once you've sent out an e-mail, the default location for it to be saved is under Sent Items. The following tip explains how to use Microsoft's Visual Basic Editor to teach Outlook to ask where you want to save an e-mail once it's been sent.

  1. In Outlook, click to Tools > Macro > Visual Basic Editor (or press F11)
    Note: You may see a pop-up Security Warning telling you "'ThisOutlookSession' contains macros". Select Enable Macros.
  2. Double-click the Project icon > Microsoft Office Outlook Objects, then double-click ThisOutlookSession. Paste the code below into the text box. Click File > Save.



Private Sub Application_ItemSend(ByVal Item As Object, _
Cancel As Boolean)
Dim objNS As NameSpace
Dim objFolder As MAPIFolder
Dim objAttFld As MAPIFolder
Set objNS = Application.GetNamespace("MAPI")
If Item.Class = olMail Then
Set objFolder = objNS.PickFolder
If TypeName(objFolder) <> "Nothing" And _
IsInDefaultStore(objFolder) Then
Set Item.SaveSentMessageFolder = objFolder
End If
Item.UnRead = False
Set objFolder = Nothing
Set objNS = Nothing
Set objAttFld = Nothing
End If
End Sub
Public Function IsInDefaultStore(objOL As Object) As Boolean
Dim objApp As Outlook.Application
Dim objNS As Outlook.NameSpace
Dim objInbox As Outlook.MAPIFolder
On Error Resume Next
Set objApp = CreateObject("Outlook.Application")
Set objNS = objApp.GetNamespace("MAPI")
Set objInbox = objNS.GetDefaultFolder(olFolderInbox)
Select Case objOL.Class
Case olFolder
If objOL.StoreID = objInbox.StoreID Then
IsInDefaultStore = True
End If
Case olAppointment, olContact, olDistributionList, _
olJournal, olMail, olNote, olPost, olTask
If objOL.Parent.StoreID = objInbox.StoreID Then
IsInDefaultStore = True
End If
Case Else
MsgBox "This function isn't designed to work " & _
"with " & TypeName(objOL) & _
" items and will return False.", _
, "IsInDefaultStore"
End Select
Set objApp = Nothing
Set objNS = Nothing
Set objInbox = Nothing
End Function


Note: If you have any problems, simply delete the pasted text in Visual Basic Editor or disable macros when prompted.

Road Trip Epiosde 6 - The True or False Game


Enjoy!

Sunday 15 July 2007

Top Seven Most Disgusting Bloggers (In the Singapore blogosphere)


The thing thats the most disgusting about him is: His face.



Or more specifically, his eyes? The look in his eyes? Somehow, he just looks damn perverted everytime he looks at someone in "earnesty".

Honestly! His body comes in a close second to in disgustingness to his face - it's old, flabby, sweaty, and JUST FUCKING GROSS!!

Worse of all, he loves to dress in near-nakedness, most of the time wearing his 5-seconds-of-fame-in-Singapore-Idol undies.



I'm sorry to tell you this Steven, but yellow is seriously not your colour!!!!!!!!!!! You know what's your colour though? A BLACK ARABIC SUIT COVERING YOUR EVERYTHING.

I don't know about you guys but everytime I see the curly black hairs on his inner thighs, I have an image of his penis, perhaps around 9 cm in length, limp and also covered in the grotesque hairs as well as an overhanging foreskin with smegma on it.

IT THEN PROCEEDS TO MAKE ME BARF!!!!!

I need to STOP IT WITH THE OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION!!

But honestly, it's not my fault is it?

You can almost "see" the horror between his legs too, can't you????????????????


Nothing more appealing than a sweaty old man with greying undies

I know. Gross. I couldn't find the photo of him being completely naked, but I guess that's good else I probably can't survive to finish this entry.

My little encounter with Mr Lim, sabo-ed by my director: Click if you are interested.

He kept spitting saliva out when he spoke. When I pointed this out to him, he replied, "Oh is it? (that cringable smile) No lar, raining."

I cringed so hard I turned into a lime.

Unfortunately, I was a lime without an umbrella, because Mr Lim really continued speaking. Too much.

After this entry, Mr Lim is probably gonna send me an email saying something like he wants to sue me for defamation - anything to prolong the drama, as usual with him.

When he reaches his lawyer's office to tell the lawyer about his intentions (I defamed his reputation and all), I imagine the lawyer will stare blankly at him for 2 seconds, waiting to see if Steven is joking.

When he realised this is all for real, the lawyer will laugh so hard he will roll on the floor, clutching his stomach in hilarity, all while emitting whoops of laughter.

Steven looks on at him, perplexed. Surely this behaviour is not normal for lawyers?

The lawyer then says, "WHAT... reputation????" and continues laughing.


Ugly, AND thinks the world of himself? Bad combination.




Every Monday, Shuyin and I will be vomiting while talking to each other on msn, because Maia's blog entries are THAT disgusting.

"Oh, please, stop asking me about Sly!" exclaims Maia repeatedly, because, well, OF COURSE EVERYONE'S INTERESTED IN NEWS FROM 9,000 YEARS AGO.

But guess who talks about him all the time?


Even bothering to talk a photo like him, of course

Yup, you know, because Maia is really famous for her singing and not that one-time scandal. Not. She know thats that's the only thing interesting about her, and she is smart enough to bank on it - all the time.

When I first joined Star blog, I was really surprised... Why does Maia get 300 comments on each blog entry, when her entries are so mundane?

Then I realised: More than half of the comments are left by herself, because she spends like 24 hours a day chatting with the 3 or so people who read her blog. -_-

I can't even begin to describe how loserish that is for a so-called celebrity, pandering to these loserish fans, so I'm just going to continue quoting Maia's ludicrously contradicting entries:


I quote (from her blog title):

"I know a fellow Singaporean because he... just said my name. I'm not famous, I'm just notorious."


Maia... Two words for you: HAS BEEN.

What were you, fifth in some contest 3 years ago? Who the fuck remembers you?

My favourite blog entry from Maia is this one, about style.

She said, "I don't quite bother to dress up since I'm not exactly anywhere near being ugly."

... except that every single photo she put up had her in extravagant make-up and clothes that would take hours to prepare.

If you are fucking vain, just fucking admit it instead of pretending not to care!

"Don't bother to dress up" huh? "Not anywhere near ugly?" THEN WHY DO TWO NOSE JOBS IF THAT'S NOT A PERMANENT "DRESS UP" TO COVER UP UGLINESS??

My second favourite quote from Maia is this: "I have loads of accessories, all in leather and metal studs. Rocker chains, belts, cuffs, leash (hehe), gloves etc. Honestly they are heavy but I love that biker-rocker look (but not the emo punk crap)."

Ok, ok, I get it.

So "biker-rocker look" is hot, but "emo punk" is crap.

I'd tell you what, Maia... BOTH ARE CRAP! They are stupid style choices created by the media, and people who believe in these stupid things enough are just, well, stupid!

Isn't it ridiculous that someone who is so into a stupid social norm is calling another (similar) social norm crap?

It's like me saying I believe in golden unicorns but, oh, people who believe in mermaids are dumb.

Having nothing interesting to say about girls serving National service, Maia resorts to the oldest trick in the book:


Dressing up in some army print ribbon and calling it a day.

Boy, she does make it easy for women to respect her, doesn't she?

When I said to a friend, "Why would she put up that picture? It will just make all the girls disrespect and dislike her", my friend replied, "Don't be stupid, all the girls already disrespect and dislike her." - pretty to the point, my friend is.

Isn't it funny? Stomp forbade me to use the word "bastard", but such respectable photos are allowed for the little children supposedly reading Stomp for the star bloggers' intellectual views on social issues!

If only I knew I was allowed to post up semi-naked photos! Maybe then I won't get fired, dammit.

Last quote (She can start a quote book all by herself soon!):

Maia: Aawww... Julen, you made me cry.

Julen: Maia, you are such a softie lor.

Maia: Piang, of course I'm a softie. Rockers look tough but are emotional people you know... and I cry all the time and I have to smell my smelly pillow and carry it with me around the house.






OKIE............................ You got to forgive me for writing this small snippet about you, but as you know, "professional bloggers" are very critical on the outside, but lovely and warm on the inside. "Rockers!!!" *Rolls eyes so hard they roll to the back of my head*

The last time I heard, rockers all called themselves rockers, which is why they are rock. MUAAHAHA


Trying so very, very hard and failing




Ok, I know my internet nickname is also very act-chio, but seriously, nothing beats "Ice Angel". There is no part of her that looks icey, and definitely not angelic, unless angels looked like her, in which then angels are definitely over-rated.

What's next, Marshmellow Princess? Or Fire Fairy? MUAHAHAHA... Or or or... Baby kitty? FendiGal? Don't stop me I am having so much fun!!! Pinky Bunniiex!!

MUAHAHA

Ok, I know I am picking on a young girl here (to be honest, 17 is not that young - if I were 17 and called my Ice Angel my peers will all look down on me), but what I reallyyyyyyyy cannot stand about her is:

Her photos.




Different lighting, same ugliness

Man, that's hard to swallow.

I don't know *shakes head*, the whole no-flash-grainy-open-eyes-wide-pasty-like-fuck-purse-lips thing is not working for me.

What's harder to swallow than a ridiculously contrived and aunty photo is... People saying that the photo is hot.


Looks like someone skipped their teenhood
and jumped straight to Sheng Siong.


They need to have their eyes dug out and re-checked.

Please, you say she is hot?

This, and This is hot. NOT this:

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No, I'm not about to hug you at all.

I know she didn't technically do anything wrong (except killing my eyes) and it's not her fault she looks like that, but the way she takes every picture just makes me barf.

If you set up a program that auto-scrolls all these blogs over and over again while tying me onto a chair with my eyes pried open with toothpicks, I'd eventually barf so much, I'm turn aneroxic.

Really don't need to try soooooo hard to act chio la, please. That, and you need to throw away all the blue nail polishes, pluck your brows, strip your mustache, and GET RID OF THOSE FUCKING GLASSES. And throw away all your current clothes.


Cannot take teeny-boppers and their photos




Honestly woman.

I have no problems with old ladies acting young, but...


kua kua...

You need to stop showing us your flabby arms.

Or swimming with condoms.

Or claiming that random people who take photos with you are your "fans".

Everyone knows writing stuff about me gets interest.

So people use it as a cheap shot to publicity for themselves.

Writing BAD stuff about me to get a reaction? An even cheaper shot.

IT IS SOOOOOOOOOO OVERDONE.

Ok, so you dislike something I did that was high-profile and heatedly discussed in the front page of newspapers.

Who gives a shit? Honestly, most bloggers claim they dislike me ANYWAY, so it's really NOTHING NEW.

Digressing, to all the bloggers who criticise me and etc rubbish I did that didn't please you - Did you think that by saying that I did something wrong, it ups your morality? Oh, it is so easy isn't it? I just say I hate child-molesters like Michael Jackson, and automatically it makes me seem like a good, kind person who loves kids. But who KNOWS? I might molest animals behind all that facade!!

So fuck off with all the criticism - it doesn't make you look any better. No matter what you blog about me, you are still going to be the mediocre blogger you are - well, once the heated reaction about a xiaxue-related post dies down. :)


End of digression.

Since, I quote from LZB's blog,

"For those who think I 'used' her to boost my readership, I think you are wrong. If I really want to do that, I should have left her a comment in her blog! So her readers can link me from there! Instead, I'm bringing my readers to her blog cos a lot of my readers don't know who I'm talking about"


... you think that by writing about me you have given me "publicity", here's your gift in return. :)

How do you like it? My 30,000 readers flocking to your site? Oh, you said you were very popular? How about NOW?!

Believe it or not, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE 10 OR SO PEOPLE WHO READ ME BECAUSE YOU LINKED ME.

People who haven't seen my site before but have seen yours must have been your ancient friends using their grandson's computer, and who the fuck sells things to ancient people?

You think I'd wanna advertise adult diapers on my blog?

Tsk. I shall have some respect for the elderly and stop commenting on people who came on the same boat as Sang Nila Utama.

p/s: I just realised something. Real age is nothing on the internet, because it could well be a monkey updating the old lady's blog. Since that's the case, we should count a blogger's age by how long he or she has been blogging.

This means I am a OLD OLD 4-year OLD blogger, and she is practically a n00b.

N00bs have NO RIGHTS to criticize old bloggers, they don't know shit.

(The old lady is turning to her grandson and yelling, "DIDI! What is n-zero-zero-b?")



Old people are smelly



Maddox is the most awesome "web-master" (he says he hates blogs and is not a blogger) ever, but recently he has been updating once every 300 years or so. It's making me get a nervous breakdown everytime I open his site and see nothing new.

- I open the site

- I close my eyes, praying for an update

- I gently open my eyes, scared

- There is no update

- I check again to make sure - and there is indeed no update

- I spasm and foam at the mouth, eventually fainting on the floor

- I wake up and wonder where I am. When I recall what happened, I worry for Maddox's safety

- Life resumes after 3 hours


HATE YOU MADDDOXXXXXXXXX!!!

(Maddox is not from Singapore but I had to put one more person in else top 6 just sounds stupid.)


It's almost always worth the wait




Since many people have requested for me to include myself in this blog entry, I thought I would.

Afterall, how many people can be more disgusting than me?

I'd write about myself in a weird third-person perspective MIMICKING THE ABSURD WAY PEOPLE USUALLY TALK ABOUT ME. (this means that I'm being sarcastic and I don't actually think I'm disgusting, for stupid people who didn't understand. Sigh... This blog could be so much more succinct.)

WHO THE HELL IS THIS XIAXUE PERSON? I just visited her blog today for the first time, and I am shocked!

She is so rude and uses so much vulgarities! I can't believe such a person can actually have her own TV show!

Her show is so stupid, it's just about her doing stupid things, and Rozz is cool! Xiaxue, stupid!

Xiaxue is so FAKE. She had a nose job! So what if she openly admits to doing it? Still fake!




She is so hao lian of her stupid angmoh boyfriend. SPG! She never ever had any boyfriends of any other races, right? I can't be bothered to read her archives, but I am sure I am right and shall go on to accusing her. My accessment of her must be highly accurate.



Ewwww, Xiaxue, stop showing us your fake, act chio photoshopped pictures! You know that in real life you are just short and ugly!

So what if it's your blog and you can put up whatever you want and I can just not read it? You know you are now a professional blogger so you should listen to your readers right?

What is this thing about her saying that bangalas molest women during Christmas and NYE on Orchard road? RACIST! Never mind that there are reports all concurring on this... This is not a social issue, this is racism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY MUST REPORT HER TO THE WHATEVER GOVT BOARD!

Hope all her advertisers cancel on her. I'm going right now to complain to Stomp and whatever company else she works for.

I'm not being spiteful and malicious just because I am even fatter and uglier than Xiaxue! NO! It's not true I'm jealous of her having an easy life! It's because I want JUSTICE!

Oh, Stomp already fired her? Good! That whore. I don't have evidence that she fucks around, but I'm sure she is a whore due to her PAINTED MAKE-UP FACE.

And she looks like a tranny. And she is short. Fat. Ugly. Untalented. UNDESERVING OF WHATEVER SHE HAS GOT AND I DON'T!

I am not jealous.

Fat and short, but always interesting




Like, OMG ITS CELESTE CHEN!

Sisters Nicole and Celeste made ST headline recently, something about having 16,000 friends, if by "friends" they mean "lecherous desperate losers wanting online attention because they can't get any in real life".

Both of them are attention whores, obviously (not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you), and it is pretty apparent their aim in life is to get famous and they are doing everything to get it...

... but there's something just really gross about seeing a skinny little girl trying so hard to be sexy and putting up a raunchy dancing video of herself dry humping on youtube...





... Right...



Pardon me, I forgot I was writing this entry because I was so enthralled by the patch of hair that covers up approximately 66% of her face. That's a beautiful patch of hair.. so artistically arranged...

*Snaps out of it*

I tried to read a little of Celeste's blog, but HONESTLY WOMAN!

What's with the half-fucked grammar and the TINY PICTURES?? Who's going to click on every picture? I know, NOT ANTS! Coz to them, the photos are humongous!

Not that there is anything new to see, all the photos are of patch-hair-face and her boyfriend, who is OTHERWISE NAME-DROPPED TO DEATH: XU BIN, handsome by-product of Campus Superstar --- And snagging him must be the proudest thing Celeste has ever done.


How can we tell?


Nasi Kangkang...
I don't know why that word just popped into my head...


Because every other blog entry mentions him: By his full name.

Isn't it funny?

"I miss my Xu bin..." --- That's as weird as Wentworth Miller's girlfriend blogging, "I miss my Wentworth Miller." OR "Wonder if Wentworth Miller is going to call me soon?"

YES WE KNOW HE WAS A WEE BIT FAMOUS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP TELLING US HIS FULL NAME!

*roll eyes*

(I don't care if his name only has 2 parts, it is still apparent she is just name-dropping)


The other thing we know is that he doesn't seem to call her often.

Maybe he is sick of being dragged to be shown off on her blog via numerous photographing sessions everytime he is with her.


Celeste: "Hey Xu bin, come take a picture with me!"



Xu Bin: "But why? I just want to relax and watch... OH ALRIGHT, JUST PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN... Relax, I'd take the photo, I'd be your toyboy, just... just... alright your hour is up Celeste, you owe me $35.99."


I know... It's mean to judge people based on looks and maybe this Xu Bin person 1) really loves her 2) is totally disgusting, happy to camwhore and attention-seeking as well, but hey...

Now now... I know you guys are thinking I am jealous, but honestly dude, little boys are not my type. (I prefer green-eyed angmohs)

I don't deny I am feeling sort of, you know... that Celeste is very undeserving, simply because she is showing him off so badly, and it's like, you know, you just want to punch her in the face and pay a whore to seduce her guy away, failing which, just punch her in the face.

AND STOP WITH ALL THE "HE IS MINE AND ONLY MINE" shit Celeste... After you are done with him, I don't think anyone wants him anymore.


Nothing more gross than a crazily possessive unpretty girl
acting like she deserves a handsome boyfriend.




***** END *****

p/s: The blobs on the disgusting meter is supposed to be pools of vomit.