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Sunday 30 November 2008

Jennifer Aniston baffled by hi-tech gadgets

Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston says she struggles to even navigate Aniston's way around the Internet - and She is shocked by the younger generation's computer skills.

Now, She is in awe of modern day technology - because Jennifer Aniston is completely baffled by hi-tech gadgets.

Aniston says: "I'm really computer illiterate... When I see people on their BlackBerrys, working them like some girls work a hairdryer, I'm just stunned. People have sent me clips from FunnyOrDie.com or YouTube, but I never seek it out."

And Aniston is unlikely to be found on social networking website Facebook either.

Aniston adds: "It's not for me. I'd be opening myself up too much. I don't want to sound like a complete innocent - I've looked at things, of course. But it's such spewing. If I look at it, I'll be affected. It's like dancing with the devil."

A New Evening Elegant and Sexy Wedding Gown

New Evening Elegant and Sexy Wedding GownsAnne in her New Evening Elegant and Sexy Wedding Gown

An Asian Sexy and Elegant Wedding Gown

Elegant and Sexy Wedding GownsAn Asian Sexy and Elegant Wedding Gown: A Sexy and Elegant Design of Gowns

Saturday 29 November 2008

Juciest Post - Videos collections - including the white tiger attack

First of all, the China Shanghai Lesbian action in the train, video can be found again at:
http://singaporeagnestan.blogspot.com/2008/07/china-shanghai-lesbian-in-mrt-active.html

Also is the famous white tiger attack at Singapore Zoo, here is a link to the video, as those version at youtube, either being blocked or being deleted:
http://www.zendfile.com/5850570978?/S1ng4p0r3_Z00_Th3_R34L_D34DLY_Wh1t3_T1g3r_4tt4ck_V1d30.flv
(let me know if the above links are not valid anymore)


Take a look at this great fireworks at Dubai, those we see in Singapore are small case compared to it:

http://sggeratberlin.blogspot.com/2008/11/most-spectacular-fireworks-in-world-7.html

Also take a look at this super funny advertisement from Thailand:

There are two more here ....

Also now Youtube is in wide screen format, I think they get ready for the HD format, so take a look at this Britney Spear video:
http://act-sion.blogspot.com/2008/11/she-got-more-than-8-millions-views-in.html or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZSLIq6YiRY

Surprisingly, now YouTube allows you to disable others to embed the video in their website. So I can't put it here.


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Victoria Adam in her Space Elegant and Sexy Wedding Gown

Victoria Adam in her Space Elegant and Sexy Wedding GownVictoria Adam in her Space Elegant and Sexy Wedding Gown

Friday 28 November 2008

Continue update Juciest Post of the Week

After moving to new blog for 1 month plus, I think if I can still maintain this old blog would be nice too. So I decided to continue to post "Juciest Post of the Week" in this old blog.

Since I didn't update "Juciest Post" for more than two months.. there are many things happened... so I will slowly update bit by bit.. let me know if Imiss any exciting one.

First of all, I think let me talk about some hot news... recently there are many bloggers blog about some very hot and steamy news... just look at the title will make you feel like to read more:

First is VeRie, I think a rising pretty female hot blogger. I like to read her blogs, because she not only report the news, but comment based on her point of view also. And of course, being a female, her point of view is based on the point of view of female, not like some guys... you know.. some horny guys they report the news in a honry point of view.....

So there is this nurse...
Having sex in the operating theatre... and in a government hospital
She also posts her half- naked body picture in Friendster

http://redrosesgoldthorns.blogspot.com/2008/11/sg-nurse-uses-hospitals-operating.html

Then there is a top rank Jap student....
attending academically elite high school...
sometimes stay at a hotel with his gf....

http://redrosesgoldthorns.blogspot.com/2008/11/21-year-old-top-ranked-jap-university.html

Then in this financial crisis, what is the best way to have an affair if you have no money:
http://redrosesgoldthorns.blogspot.com/2008/11/want-to-have-affair-but-no-money-in.html

And is her sister a SPG (Sarong Party Girl):
http://redrosesgoldthorns.blogspot.com/2008/11/whats-wrong-with-saying-my-sis-is-not.html


Then next is Jialat.com, not sure what happen to him, his blog style changes totally, and just all the text, no more pictures. And I also don't like when he use adbrite, so many link here and there. Anway, nowsaday he always post many hot "news" either from newspaper or forum.. just to name a few....

1. Doctor has been accused of having sex with a female patient during house calls
2. Young Hong Kong girl put up an auction in a Hong Kong forum, inviting bids for her virgin night
3. 22-Year-Old Singaporean Girl Wanna Go Out Have Fun With You


Talk about the above Hong Kong case, there is this blog about Hong Kong, I read it after the perfume discount ( a real bargain, I just start a new blog all on bargain and discount, hot events or .....). So there are some very exciting Hong Kong news, just like watching HK drama series, individual news can standalone as a movie already, and I am sure an exciting one. Really hard to imagine those things you watch in the TV or movie can happen in real. No wonder HK movies more exciting, as their real life is exciting as well.

1. 鳳姐殺手再現
2. 人間蒸發的江湖猛人黎經文
3. He and a pregnant lady suiside at her house with the father of the baby sleeping next door


Then next is CowBoyCaleb, also update many interesting news, like this one the adult hotel opened in Nanning. Yes, in China, don't even Singapore has it.

http://cowboycaleb.liquidblade.com/index.php/archives/2008/11/28/adult-hotel-opened-in-nanning/
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-11/07/content_7184564.htm

Then also.... for all guys that going to China....
http://cowboycaleb.liquidblade.com/index.php/archives/2008/11/28/50-of-beijing-prostitutues-unaware-of-condoms-benefits/


And finally for today, you know who is this guy?
Prince William showing his royal...

Will have more in the coming days...........................

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Shanty in her Elegant and Sexy Night Party Gown

Elegant and Sexy Night Party GownShanty in her Elegant and Sexy Night Party Gown

Thursday 27 November 2008

An Elegant and Sexy Pakistani Girl in her Wedding Gown

Elegant and Sexy Wedding GownsAn Elegant and Sexy Pakistani Girl in her Wedding Gown

Jennifer Aniston - 'He's Just Not That Into You'

Jennifer AnistonHe's Just Not That Into You starring Jennifer Aniston was released on MySpace Wednesday, November 26. This is the second trailer for Ken Kwapis directed romantic comedy.

A Drew Barrymore's Flower Films production, He's Just Not That Into You is set in Baltimore and based on the bestselling book of the same name by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo. The book, which was based on a dialog line in the TV series Sex and the City, was adapted for the film's script by Abby Kohn.

The film has an A-Lister star cast - Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Long, Jennifer Connelly, Ginnifer Goodwin, Kevin Connolly, and Bradley Cooper.

Filming was completed at the end of 2007. Most of the filming was done in Los Angeles except for the final scenes which were shot in Baltimore for geographic authenticity.

The film will release on February 6, 2008, just in time for the Valentines. It was earlier scheduled for release on October 24, 2008.

In the film a hard-line advice guy falls for a woman who seeks him out because she can't figure out the men in her life.

The plot chronicles the romantic misadventures of several individuals in their twenties and thirties. The common thread is that one person in each relationship is more "into" the other person than vice versa. At the core of these multiple stories is Gigi (Ginnifer Goodwin), a young woman who repeatedly misinterprets the signs that men give her about their level of interest in her. The more experienced and romantically successful Alex (Justin Long), the manager of a bar, advises her on how to understand men.

Other plotlines include married couple Janine (Jennifer Connelly) and Ben (Bradley Cooper), who are going through a rough patch-leading him to flirt with Anna (Scarlett Johansson), an aspiring singer. Anna, in turn, is dating Connor (Kevin Connolly), but is clearly less into him than he is into her. The final major plot arc is Neil (Ben Affleck) and Beth's (Jennifer Aniston) story. They have cohabited for several years, but break up when Beth desires to get married and Neil refuses.

Drew Barrymore, one of the film's producers, is also featured as a newspaper editor who helps Connor promote his real-estate business. She herself has trouble comprehending the semiotics of dating.

Reference:news.sawf.org

Wednesday 26 November 2008

Tuesday 25 November 2008

Heartbroken Jennifer Aniston 'Rules'

Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston still suffering from the Brad Pitt-hangover, the authors of the best-selling book 'The Rules' have stepped forward to help the pretty star.

Recently Aniston made public comments about ex-husband Brad Pitt and claimed Angelina Jolie to be 'un-cool'. To this uncontrolled behavior, the authors have advised Aniston how to cope with her on/off relationship with John Mayer or talk about Brad Pitt.

"Breaking up is never easy, but it doesn't have to be humiliating," the NY Post quoted Ellen Fein, who wrote the book with Sherrie Schneider, as saying.

Tips for Aniston: "Never mention Brad's or John Mayer's name in public. Also, don't say any thing bad about him (he's missing a sensitivity chip)." They also advised her not to notice Angelina Jolie or call her 'uncool' even if she might be.

The list goes on to ask her never to date a man or take a man back who humiliated you publicly or held a press conference to explain your break-up. Ellen Fein encourages the star to get back and hunt for her 'Mr. Right'. "Go to parties where there are lots of single men and ask everyone you know to set you up. You're going to be 40 soon. You have no time to waste if you want kids."

In the 'fake' world of Hollywood relationships, their seem to be a few people who bother to care.

Reference: living.oneindia.in

Deborah in her Sexy and Elegant Canadian Wedding Gown

Deborah in her Sexy and Elegant Canadian Wedding Gown Deborah in her Sexy and Elegant Canadian Wedding Gown

Monday 24 November 2008

I should get some sort of award

Here's the "smashing" blog post.

I consulted many people before deciding to blog this. Some people said it's very mean, and there are many others who said they completely don't see how it is mean at all.

So I just decided to blog it lor...

The gist of this post is simple: I photoshop other people's photos to make them good-looking.

When I say good-looking I mean obviously good-looking to me lah. In the "conventional beauty" way.

It started off when Andie and I were looking at this blogger chick's blog photos and kept going on about how ugly her make-up is. Then, I challenged Andie to a photoshop showdown to see who can photoshop this fugly chick into a hot chick!

In the end, I spent about half an hour doing it till, in my opinion, she looked perfect!

Then I thought to myself, "Wow! It's so much easier to like her when she looks like that (end product of photoshop)".

So I further thought... How will other people I don't like look like with photoshop?

And therefore I photoshopped more and more pictures till people started telling me it's a waste not to blog about them.

Since most of the "victims" (or maybe they are privileged, coz loads of people wanna pay me to photoshop them) are people I don't like, I decided, for the fairness of this post, I'm gonna throw in also...

- People I do like
- People I am neutral towards.
- Random people I don't know at all.


Sorry if you got chosen... If I never expressed disliking you, it means that you are just randomly picked!

I was planning to do it on myself as well, but you saw that trick before.


Enough of the whining... Photos!


Let's make this more interesting, shall we?


YOU GET TO GUESS WHO THE PEOPLE ARE!!!!!


These photos you see are the photoshopped versions.

To see the originals (and the answers), please HOVER your mouse over the pictures!


Patience... It might take a while to load but it eventually will!
Just keep your mouse on the picture!


































Yes, she is a real person.



So which is your favourite?



p/s: All the original photos are either easily available online or proudly displayed on their owner's blogs. Credits to them.

Venus in her Elegant and Sexy Wedding Gown

Elegant and Sexy Wedding GownsVenus in her Elegant and Sexy Wedding Gown

Sunday 23 November 2008

A Mexican Girl in her Elegant and Sexy Night Party Gown

Elegant and Sexy Night Party GownA Mexican Girl in her Elegant and Sexy Night Party Gown

Jennifer Aniston is producing a prison musical.

Jennifer Aniston is producing a prison musical...

Enjoy it


Hollywood Minute 5: Jennifer Aniston


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Saturday 22 November 2008

Friday 21 November 2008

Jennifer Aniston - Winsome girl-next-door charm and vulnerability

Jennifer Aniston emmy arrivals photoJennifer Aniston has a rare combiniation of winsome girl-next-door charm and vulnerability, wholesome sex appeal and whip-smart comic timing. Aniston found TV stardom playing Rachel Green, the spoiled rich girl making Aniston' way in life as a waitress and fashion buyer who relies on her "Friends" in the hit NBC sitcom, becoming one of the most popular actresses of Jenn' era.

The petite, attractive actress grew up around show business; Jennifer Aniston's godfather was actor Telly Savalas, Aniston' mother was a model and actress and her father had a career as a soap opera player. After graduating from NYC's famed High School for the Performing Arts in 1987, Aniston embarked on her career which consisted of TV commercials and a handful of Off-Broadway productions.

That is Jennifer Aniston....

:)

An Elegant and Sexy Chinese Girl in Charming Party Gowns

An Elegant and Sexy Chinese Girl in Charming Party Gowns
An Elegant and Sexy Chinese Girl in Charming Party Gowns An Elegant and Sexy Chinese Girl in Charming Party Gowns

Have a Merry Indulgz Xmas and a happy new year!

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Update: New stuff at bottom of this post.

Once again it's an Indulgz free dinner! Wooo! This time they invited me over for tasting their spanking new festive Xmas and New Year menu.

So in case you are now kiasu-ly making plans for your holiday celebrations already, maybe you can consider dining at Indulgz!

This time I invited Ming (founder of Nuffnang and also a personal friend of mine) and his girlfriend Estee to have a quiet sort of dinner with Mike and I.

The last few times I went to Indulgz it was more like a rowdy party and kinda stressed me out coordinating everyone's timing and bringing props - so today I'm just relaxed, double-dating and happy!



Mike and I arrived first. It seems to rain everytime we go to Indulgz! That sounds like a mood-dampener but I actually felt extra romantic cozying inside the snug restaurant. :)



Beautifully decorated for Xmas. The people here really don't scrimp on making the ambiance right.



I'm dressed in a high neck, bare-back ruffled navy blue dress!

Very Christmasy right?



Mike in his usual boring clothes. I need to bring him shopping.


Us


Ming and Estee arrives!


I asked Mike to help us girls take the traditional photo at Indulgz' entrance.



Bah. Before I know what was going on, Mike already snatched the camera and proceeded to take a picture in double quick time. He then shoved the cam to me, like "Ok done, let's go back in"!!

The pic is totally fail lor! I told him to take another.



Same fail picture! No warning or 1,2,3 or whatever! I asked him to take another and he was like, "You want me to stand in the rain somemore?!"

He was so grouchy that day! I forgive him though coz I think he just can't wait to start on the food.



Third pic still not great but passable.



Ming and Estee.

Today we got to preview the Xmas and New Year menu!

Xmas ones are available on Xmas eve and day - and each meal comes with a Xmas cocktail. You can pick to come at 5.30pm to 8pm, or 8.30pm to 11pm. $89.90 per set!


The New Year menu is available from 31 Dec 2008 to 1st Jan 2009.


Foooooooooooood!



CLEAR CHICKEN CONSOMME (Xmas)

Ming and Estee were impressed by Indulgz's first dish!

This newly created soup tastes just like how I remember my grandma used to boil hearty soups - except even better.

It is savoury and sweet and when you drink it, you immediately know that someone took a damn long time to boil this such that all the ingredients' favours are fully infused into the soup!




Check out the smoke! I should take home some to drink during a cold night while watching an old movie with Mike. :D

And the best part about these clear soups is that you will never get tired of drinking it!



See?



CREAMY HOMEMADE CRAB BISQUE (Xmas)


Yums! I've already gushed about this before but here we go again!

This soup is thick, seafoody and creamy at the same time. I don't know how they do it!





The crab is painstakingly handpicked from cruel shells and served to us lazy eaters.


Our soups.



Just as we were craving for drinks, our cocktail is served to us.



SPARKLING CHRISTMAS (Xmas of course)

This is included in the Xmas set meal and it's sparkling joy in a glass!

Normally I hate anything alcoholic but Indulgz has mastered the art of making alcohol taste like any other sweet drink - yet it's pretty strong.

This is made of sweet white wine and something else... Some of us guessed plum, some guessed ginger beer, and I think it tastes like apple! It's actually passionfruit.

Maybe you can be a better guesser than all of us.



Cheers!



Ming and Estee said they look ugly in this pic so I chopped off their heads.


After Cocktail fun

Mike and I tied knots with cherry stems while Ming and Estee looked on, laughing.

Ming asked why people bother to do that and I said it's for girls to prove that their tongues are super strong and will do great in blowjobs and kisses.

Honestly though, it's not that hard to tie a knot so I doubt it proves anything! I think the double knot one is probably really hard. Know anyone who can do that?



Soup finished.



Nice pic! I'm thinking of framing it.



Yippee! Free candy cane!



Next we are served more soups:



WHOLESOME CLAM CHOWDER (NY)



Creamy and delicious! Very tasty and chockful of whole baby clams!



Loves! Normally clam chowders are a litle too thick for my liking. I like that Indulgz's is slightly less thick, but still very creamy and tasty.

There's corn, carrot and celery bits in it. Eeww to the celeries. But I didn't taste them at all coz they are all cooked till real soft.

Major Yums:



CREAMY TOMATOP AND SCALLOP SOUP (NY)

Does this make your mouth water or what?!

Indulgz makes this soup from scratch with real tomatoes that are pureed till they are reduced to this state!

The final result is very tasty tomato soup that's more sweet than it is sour - yet very creamy.

It's like tomatos full blast without the sour and raw part of it. :)

Did I neglect to mention that thing in the middle?


That's right, fresh jumbo scallop!

Needless to say how nice and fresh this is.



I do the cutting to prevent fights.



Proof that we loved it.



Time to cleanse our palette!


We had an intermission of...







STRAWBERRY COINTREAU SORBET (Xmas)




I love sorbets! This one is lovingly homemade and tastes like strawberries margarita. Cointreau is used so it's not too strong (but still quite strong as in alcoholic amount, not taste).

It is very refreshing and totally does its job of cleansing your palette for the main courses.


MAINS:




ROASTED PORK LOIN with
HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS STUFFINGS (Xmas)


This is cooked using the most tender cut of loin, and roasted for hours and hours to retain its juices!

Comes with sweet mashed potatoes and festive Xmas stuffings - and not to mention a dash of red wine sauce to go with the pork.

The stuffings are sweet and immediately reminds me of the joy of Xmas!

Made of walnuts, apples, raisins - among other things.



Ming keeps praising this dish and saying how difficult it is to make a meat so dense so juicy and soft.

One mystery though!

HOW DID THE CHEF CUT THE HOLE FOR THE STUFFINGS???????


The loin is in one whole piece and they said "no meat is wasted". We guessed they drilled a hole in the pork but it is not the right method.

Any guesses? Please tell me coz I am dying of curiosity! The chef won't share his secret. :(




BAKED SEABASS w CAVIAR SAUCE (Xmas)


Baby seabass - marinated and grilled. Served with white wine caviar sauce and fine beans. Drenched with a generous amount of almond flakes.




I love this!

The fish is exceedingly fresh and every bite is full of zest as the fish is done just right with really crispy skin!

The flavour is magically brought out with seasonings on the fish (peppery and salty) as well as, interestingly enough, the almonds.





Pork Loin and Seabass gone! I actually finished the fine beans and mashed potatoes after that.

I know. I'm so gluttony!





Grumpy Mike is happier now!

More courses await us....





GRILLED RIBEYE w Mushroom ragout,
Sauteed spinach and red wine sauce (NY)


I thought that Indulgz's beef can never get any better, but they prove me wrong time and again.

Their beef is well-marbled, and kept fresh by promising never to freeze but to chill.

Ribeye is the second most expensive cut of beef following tenderloin, and...



every bite is really like some taste explosion!

It's very juicy and more juices flow out with every chew. *goes soft thinking about it*

And what makes it even more perfect now is the combination of a few of my favourite things: Namely sauteed spinach and creamy mushrooms!

Omg!!

Omg again!

So fucking nice.



I know you are salivating.



But enough gushing about the beef. Next!!




PAN-ROASTED RED SNAPPER
w Carrot Butter Sauce (NY)



Fresh red snapper... Comes with creamy carrot sauce and asparagus.

Bonus: Also comes with 2 deep-fried oysters!



Soft, meaty and just divine on the inside, with a crispy skin on top of it.

The carrot cream sauce is innovative yet well made. The initial taste is cream and the aftertaste is a subtle taste of carrots.

Mike is overjoyed at the sight of this coz Red Snapper is his favourite fish.

We play with the candy canes.



Force-feeding Mike. "EAT THIS!"






Estee thinks of a better thing to do with the candy cane:



Haha! Looks good on you, Ming!


One more dish awaits us! This is the Special for this week. There will be at least one special dish every week to entice your tastebuds. If you would like to find out what is the specials of the week, just give Indulgz a call at 6238 7032.


We got...



CREAMY SEAFOOD and
ANGEL HAIR PASTA


for our special!



Filled with mussels, squid and salmon chunks... Soft angel's hair pasta... Covered in creamy sauce.



Generous portions.

We tuck in!



Check out the piping hot goodness.



I thought I was goddamn full by this point but I still ate it! Coz it's damn nice!

Normally I like my pasta al dente, but since angel's hair is so fine, it can never be semi-cooked like normal pasta can.

Nonetheless, it more than makes up for it because being so fine, the pasta soaks up more sauce than it normally will. It's something different, yet nice for a change!

The pasta is soft but not mushy, and goes great with the cream sauce!


DESSERT TIME!!!!!!!




Can anyone guess that this is?

We guess banana cake, chocolate, and other rubbish (after tasting it mind you) and we were all wrong!



STICKY DATE and WALNUT PUDDING (Xmas)


Interesting isn't it!?

I'm very impressed because usually interesting stuff are not very yummy but this is great!

It is generously sided with Indulgz's homemade caramel sauce. The inside is nutty, sticky, and sweet with an edge to it.

The slightly burnt aftertaste of the caramel also goes really well with the dense cake.

On top of it is something also surprising: SOUR CREAM!

And remarkably enough it goes great with the cake! It's like magic! Just like parma ham goes with melon! Or Mike goes with me! Hahaha



Estee likes it.


Last but not least, we have our Chocolate Mousse!



MILK CHOCOLATE MOUSSE w
White Chocolate Shavings (NY)




Chocolate mousse is relatively common but getting it absolutely right is not easy!

This one is perfect:



It tastes like soft chocolate ice-cream that's extra creamy and melts in your mouth. Love!




Chef Lawrence comes out to greet us!

I told him that this photo is very boring so I told him to give a cuter pose.


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Now he looks like a happy chef!



Happy meal thanks to him!

Wonder if he feels a lot of job satisfaction? Coz we love his food!



Proof.

Please call Indulgz at 62387032 for reservations or email them at reservations@indulgz.com!!



Work in a company and would like to book a venue for corporate functions? Now you can at Indulgz! Check out this flyer for more info:








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Mike and I just did something that makes me snigger in happiness everytime I think about it.

See, we had a pest problem.

Our door, our dear vulnerable wooden door, is attacked by what is called "woodborers".

Everyday an irritating amount of round hard wooden... shavings? pellets? fall out from under the door!

Day after day we keep stepping on these wood bits and after literally a year of procrastination, I decided to call the pest exterminators to come over to see what the hell is the problem with my stupid door.

The people from Ridokill (is this how to spell it?) were really nice and two guys came over wearing lethal-looking masks and looked like they were about to stop all my problems and give the culprits a good spanking at the same time.

The guys felt underneath the door and declared that there are indeed beetles living inside the door, because they could feel the little holes.

Apparently, these bastards eat the wood and multiply... AND GUESS WHAT?


THEY SHIT TRUCKLOADS.

That's right.

Those little wooden pellets that we thought we were stepping on is actually their GODDAMN FECES!

I've been stepping on them and going on my bed and sleeping literally with beetle shit!

CCB!

So anyway, the guys sprayed something that the beetles won't like into the holes.

"M'dm," he declared. "I cannot guarantee that this will kill all the beetles because the holes might be very deep and maybe the spray cannot reach them. But if they go to the area with the spray, they will die."

"Take how long to die?" I asked, imagining a beetle struggling for life futilely on its back and smiling to myself.

"Immediately." My smile widened.

I paid him $120.

Before he left he also assured me that their corpses will remain inside the door and not drop out of it, inconveniencing me. I know, right? How sweet of the beetles to die in a considerate way.

So weeks later...







Still the fuckers are alive and shitting!

I fucking had enough!


One day, Mike took clear duct tape and taped up the bottom portion of the door where their housing entrance is!!!


I imagine this is what will happen to them.


Day 1:


Young beetle:

Ma... I can't get out of the house for a bit for fresh air.



Mom beetle, looks up from eating my door and shitting at the same time:

Good. Come eat some more of this wood.



Young beetle:

Mommmmmmm........ I am sick of eating the same shit everyday! I want to eat something else! And I want to have a life!



Mom beetle:

Om nom nom.




Day 23:


Beetle:

Why is it so smelly?



Day 40:

Beetle:

ARGH! My humongous amount of shit is catching up with me! I am literally suffocating with the shit that's threatening to engulf me! Help! I have no space to manoeuvre! Oh dear what should I do what should I do?

If I don't eat I won't shit anymore but I will die of hunger. If I eat I get more space to move but I also will shit! Arghhhhhhhhhhhh! My life is a meaningless tragedy!

Oh but delicious wood! Om nom nom.



Day 50:

Beetles are dead and squished up in their own shit pellets - which they used to torment me and Mike for a year. It's almost like poetic justice or something.



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p/s: Ten years ago when I was 14 and Prince William was 16, all I thought of was marrying the cutest prince ever (that was before Harry usurped his position) and becoming a princess. Now, in year 2008, I got to see his penis. It's like... inconceivable. I am this much closer to my dream.

What does this tell us, girls? That's right... Anything is possible.


p/p/s: I demand that I am also shown Jerry Yan's appendage!!!!!

Just joking. I only love Mike and penises frighten me.


p/p/p/s: Don't know if you have seen this, but it's really funny.