B-Nard Hand Me A Late Pass

Well I think I have a good excuse for taking so long to put the photos from the Meet & Greet we had last week with Street Pharmacy at Club Monaco. You see, we was out the country, I had no laptop and like was so stoned I couldn't remember html code anyway. Photos from the magnanimous experience will be up tonight if the Rapid one can get my photos from his laptop to my world over here in HoustonSoRealVille.

Peep a little something like this in the meantime though. Devin and Slim Thug and A Trak and Rapido and me and Mira Craig and More on a Boat in Norway.

Click that link and you'll see a lot of words in Norwegian. I don't understand it either. All I did was pump up the plus sign a bunch and some numbers came up then I hit the button and the shit appeared. It's some playa shit. Peep it. Thanks to Mona, Leif, and everyone from NRK who's name I could never spell in a million years.

Anyway a couple weeks back maybe, I have no concept of time right now, we kicked off the Essence Fest (sort of) with an underground meet and greet. Me, Street Pharmacy, Dirty Dave and the posse put it down once again. Had a great crowd, mostly artists and young movers and shakers. The next wave of Texas I have to say is looking real good. Folks from Austin and all over the state came through to party. Here's some photos. Forgive me for not naming everyone. Boyinadaze and I didn't label the photos very properly.


VIP from Austin came with a real ass show.


A real ASS show


K-Paul and DJ Grip


There's me with Kiara of Street Fame and Stacey now of OGPR


DJ Bull, Da Ryno and B-Nard


This a new group on Dirty 3rd Records Young Mike and BP I think.






Kritcal and DJ Chill


DJ Kutz


DJ Wiz and Me


Freeze with my man from Kings of the Round Table from New Orleans


Wickett Crickett and Dirty Dave. Much speeches were given this night. I even drunkenly rambled some shit about handling business and believeing in yourself an dholding hands in untiy and stepping up to the plate and man I really have no idea.


Circle G's


DJ Ryno


Freeze


Grit Boys in the House










Jokaman


Kiara and Stacey again




Niq


Oscar of Luxury Mindz has photos too Click das linkage




Kiara and DJ Chill




?, Short Texas, DJ Wiz


Spark Dawg


Jokaman, DJ Grip


New group from Street Pharmacy




Hoopsta


Lil Juan


I think this guy is a Fed.


See how he just be popping up everywhere! Naw this is my man Keith from the Houston Press


Surreal tore that shit up. Best show of the night. Crazy energy and well, somehow someway she got them folks to the stage. She's definitely a female on the come up. Watch out for Gutta Squad as well.


DJ Kutz, Dancer












Surreal with DJ Ryno

So there you have it. It went down. I gotta do some real work now and somehow get my photos from the Ricmeister. Call him if you know him and tell him to get on the bal lwith them computa literacy skills.

Start Snitching Motherfuckers

I may be the only person in this world who is not a cop or a politician who thinks that the whole "Stop Snitching" campaign is the stupidest thing in the world. Let me explain myself.

No. I don't think it's cool when someone gets busted for selling/having drugs cuz they are a fuck up and fucked themselves, and then they go and call out names in order to get a softer sentence. Do the crime, YOU do the time and so yes I agree with that part of it. If you fucked up, don't rat out the whole organization just because you fucked up.

But in the case of someone who murdered one of my good friends (or really anyone for that matter) you motherfuckers need to start snitching. People know what the fuck happened. People know who did it. There were bullets from two different guns found inside him so at least two little bastards know something.

You probably fuckin' know something if you live on the south side and have any sort of connection to the streets at all.

So look here, either start snitching or bring me the motherfuckers heads. I just had a talk with a good friend of the Hawkins family and got mad/sad again. I'm telling you man, secrets cause cancer. Let it out. Now.

Singaporeans are FOS

First, to make up for my forced limitation of vulgarities, let me scold a few: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Apparently some CBs (yes I am talking about you, u fucking assholes) have been writing in to ST's forums to complain about the use of vulgarities on my starblog.

I understand that it has been marketed as a G-rated site and thus some kids might read it.

(seriously, what are kids doing on the net? Shouldn't they be playing with marbles? They have no business online! Some 13 year old or something boy I saw that day announced he betted $200 on Germany. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? What are parents doing, sleeping?)

I even understand that old people whom, for the rest of their lives have not gone online and have been persuaded by ST to do their virgin try on Stomp, might be shocked beyond words by the liberal use of the word "FUCK" and might go into old people spasms.

I tried very hard to understand, I did.

I tried to use other words to replace fuck, but the sentence "They even look like they are mentally copulating you!" just doesn't sound nice at all.

BUT "BASTARD"?

FOR GOODNESS SAKE! People complained about the use of the word bastard in the latest entry!

This reminds me of my ex-Christian maid who was so pious she thought the word "stupid" was a vulgar word and told me severely that God would punish me.

She's super stupid.

Why are Singaporeans such asses? SERIOUSLY? We are anal BEYOND WORDS.

May I ask, what's the whole point of reading stuff online?

IT IS BECAUSE STUFF ONLINE ARE NOT CENSORED!

If you fucking want to read prim and proper English about PC stuff, read the damn newspapers and read a damn children's book!

If you want ST to censor this and censor that, then for goodness sake la, ask them to cancel Stomp altogether. It's supposed to be a youthful, trendy site - not a site for grandpas.

Assfucking readers.

"BASTARD"! I can understand "fuck" is vulgar, but what's wrong with "bastard"? Moreover, the sentence I used was "All lawyers are bastards (except wong)" - which is more than valid.

In fact, I heard some lawyer complained that it is DEFAMATORY!

To this I laugh my heart out: HAHAHAHA!

Now not only is he a bastard, he is also a petty bastard!

Idiot. He must have a small penis.

Forgive me, I'm usually quite polite. Surely if it's you you will be pissed too?

Go on, complain some more if you wanna. Go read the other PC blogs if you want to. It's your loss - I'm a fine read.

God, sometimes I REALLY hate Singaporeans. Full of these conservative narrow-minded, yes, BASTARDS.

Enough anger.

Pictures. Last few days of LA

Fat people food!

Springy sponge cake with sugar-filled cream inside! Delicious

Me!

And we go to Sizzler!

Cheaper than in Singapore.


Creamy clam chowder


Mike is stealing my bread!


My steak!

Cutely enough, American butter is white, and is of a whipped quality! It's foaming and not just creamy like ours. Melts very easily, and is super soft! I love it.

We arrive at Melrose, which is a famous shopping district!


I like all the graffiti, makes the street vibrant.


ALDO LIQUIDATION! Everything 50% and less!

I didn't buy anything though, nothing I like of my size.


There are Smoke shops around.


And they sell bongs and other things for smoking weed!
Out in the open like that!


Very artistic graffiti!


Shoes!

I love American shoes so much!

Unlike STUPID SINGAPORE SHOES where only brands like Charles and Keith exist, and consist of only 1 type of boring shoe (flattish kitten heels - boring and UGLY), American shoes are varied in design and way bolder.

Look how high they are! I like. :D

Famous Pink's hotdogs!


Look at the adorable dustbin!


Nothing much leh, I don't really like the hotdog bun.


In walmart with a pack of chips! Hahaha look how big it is!


Drove past Knott's Berry farm and got freaked out by the scary roller coaster!


Venice beach!

Supposed to be bustling with life and very full of bikini babes ala Baywatch, but look...

It was rainy and almost completely empty! We could have had sex on the beach! Or did we? *mysterious smile*

Looking awful without make up. I planned to sun tan!


Pointing proudly at the Pacific Ocean.

Was so cold! I ran it, dipped my toe in, and quickly ran off.


Pretty flowers!


And we go to Rodeo Drive!

I kept singing the Pretty woman song to myself as we walked. :D


Guess! One of my favourite brands!


Bought a $150 watch there. Chio!


Very expensive cars cruising along... (this is a Bentley).

And look what we found!

Eww Scientology celebrity centre! We tried to go in but was stopped at the gates by one crazy Scientologist. HAHA!

Krispy Kreme donuts! Super super yummy

And look at the selection!


Will make you go crazy


What we bought!

From left, row by row: Classic sugar-glazed, strawberry and creme, chocolate creme-filled, Chocolate top custard inside, culler, rainbow sprinkles, maple (I love this), cheesecake, sugar-top custard-filled.

Mike ate all the custard-filled ones!!! *sobs*

And lastly, en-route to Las Vegas,

Very famous In-and-Out Burger!

They mean it when they say in and out - you don't have anything there to eat except your burger and some fries. There's a grand total of 3 types of burger, cheeseburger, hamburger, and double cheese double beef - in which the latter is obviously the favourite of the masses.

I have no idea how they survive, it's not even very nice.

It tastes exactly how it looks like in the pic.

I'm super tired, so good night!

I must say, I love my blog readers a lot more than Stomp's readers. You guys are great, most of you! :) Tata!

RSVP NOW FOR FREE HOUSTON EVENT WITH DJ SEMTEX BBC 1xTRA!!!!

Meet me in the club... it's goin' down. The flyer above is not totally complete. There's more artists to confirm (Ill Tactics performing "Rap Idol" live on stage????, Michael Watts maybe?) and more business to attend to but as it stands, the RSVP Floodgates are now open!

Thursday July 27th please join the good folks of BBC 1 Xtra including the one dem call DJ Semtex, HoustonSoReal and the Houston hip-hop community at Warehouse Live in what is sure to be an historic evening.

This is going to be like a "live remote" from a club in Houston, to be broadcast in London and across the UK on BBC 1xtra. Shit, around the world on BBC 1xtra as I know people on every continent who listen to that station.

Anyway, DJ Semtex will spin, DJ Chill will keep the crowd hyped, Bun B (UGK possibly????), Trae, Grit Boys and Devin the Dude will perform short sets, all to be broadcast on 1xtra that Saturday. BBC 1xtra Presents HoustonSoReal Live.

There's actually three Houston specials in the works for BBC 1xtra, but this one is open to the public. The event is free but you have to RSVP with your full name and email address. RSVP List will close at 1,000 people so do it now.

RSVP HERE: BBCHoustonEvent@gmail.com

Just send an email to that address with your full name and EMAIL ADDRESS you would like to receive updates to and you will be on the list.

More details to come, it'll be first come, first served at the door. Doors open at 8 p.m. Live recording begins promptly at 9 p.m. Show taping will run till 11 p.m. or so then there will be an exclusive after party at Warehouse Live with DJ Chill and more! You won't see a line up like this at an event this monumental for free in Houston ever again!

RSVP NOW!

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EUROPE HERE WE COME!

Check it out, I'ma be a little out of touch for this next week. Below is the schedule. If you don't see a new post this week, get ready for a huge one next week. Folks in Norway and Amsterdam please holler at me. I wanna get down and we are gonna "need things" upon arrival in Kristiansand. We ride clean on them international flights. Too clean.

Anyway peep more info on the Quart Festival Here. Devin the Dude was added at the mast minute to replace Kelis on Tuesday night, so he, Rapid Ric and I touch down in Kristiansand Tuesday morning. Here's the schedule of what I want to see.

Tuesday 4 July, Quart Festival, Kristiansand, Norway
Devin the Dude
Leela James
Sway!

Wednesday 5 July, Quart Festival, Kristiansand, Norway
Kanye West with the homey A-Trak!
Slim Thug and Killa Kyleon
Lady Sovereign
Dubstep
Atmosphere
Damien Marley
Grime All Stars - Skepta, Bruza, JME, etc. (Yo I am geeked about this shit man)

Thursday 6 July, Amsterdam
Rapid Ric and I will be here today and tomorrow. Anybody having a party? Ric is ready.

Friday 7 July, Amsterdam

Bun B arrives and Bun B and Rapid Ric will be the guests of Kees de Koning and Wix at 3Voor12 on their national rap show. You may have heard Devin on there last year. This year it's going down again with Bun. Kees and crew will do a 1 hour UGK special and then a 1 hour HoustonSoReal special. I'm bringing music so tune in to see if you hear yourself. It's on the net. I listen quite a lot.



Friday 3 - 6 p.m. Houston (Central) Time Tune in Here:

www.3fm.nl

www.3voor12.nl

THERE IS NO CONCERT IN AMSTERDAM!

Check this out though


So ready for Amsterdam. This is all I'm gonna do all day. They got them Vijshandels uit dere.

Saturday 8 July, Back to Kristiansand for the Quart Festival
Bun B
Styles P.
Amanda Blank, Low B. and Aaron LaCrate

Come down now. If you are in either of these places on either of these days be sure to holler at me. We ready.

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