KENCING SEMBARANGAN: March 2010

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Shoes for Ladies and Gents

Today About.com’s guide to shoes Desiree Stimpert wrote this very nice article about my artwork. Of course I am most grateful for the kind words and the fact she purchased two of my pieces: one from my shoe art gallery and Times Square, New York City. Great choices on two artworks I enjoyed creating.

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Classic Shoes

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Shoes for ladies

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Rabbit Food

[singing] "The bunny, the bunny, ohhh I ate the bunny."

Or, uh, whatever these things are.

Holographic rabbit ears? I bet those get a lousy reception.

Do not look directly into the eye of Mara!

Now, picture a cartoon mouse flattened by a piano.

Or, just look at this:

Eek!

You know, I'm starting to think maybe shredded coconut isn't the bunny cake cure-all:

Somewhere in that haystack may be the rest of him.

What the...??
Are these on food court trays?

And yeah, they look like alien gophers wearing plastic rabbit ears. There's that, too.

[rapid blinking]

Uh...

I'm sorry; those "ears" have robbed me of the capacity for coherent thought. And the pink yo-yo thingies jammed into the jawline? I can't...I mean, I don't...That is to say, I have never...er. Huh.

[puffing out cheeks]

[scratching head]

[tapping fingers]

Right. Well, I'm going to wander off aimlessly now, in the hopes of finding something to restore my sanity. The rest of you feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

Ashley M., Sarah F., Anne B., K&J, Gail R., Laura S., & Brooke I., I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny.

- Related Wreckage: Passover These Wrecks

Update from John: Apparently, what we took to be food court trays are actually meat trays which I think we all can agree, is sooo much better. And it raises a question: is it even cake or is it some lovely ground chuck slathered in mashed potatoes? The world may never know! (Unless, of course, somebody bought one and ate it. Then we'd probably know. Ya know?)

Cutest Spring Cupcake Stand

Is that not the most pinch your cheeks, adorable cupcake stand ever! I can’t believe someone gave this to goodwill but I’m so thankful they did.

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Jennifer Aniston - Filming Just Go With It

Jennifer Aniston will play in Just Go With It as Palmer..

Just Go With It, originally titled Pretend Wife, is an upcoming 2011 romantic comedy film starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston.

Allan Loeb and Timothy Dowling wrote the script and Dennis Dugan, who has collaborated with Sandler on most of his films, will direct. The film will be produced under Sandler's production company Happy Madison and will be distributed by Columbia Pictures.

It will be shot between Los Angeles and Hawaii on the islands of Maui and Kauai and filming commenced on March 2, 2010 for a release date of February 11, 2011.

Adam Sandler And Jennifer Aniston On Location

Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston filming their new movie 'Just Go With It' on Rodeo Drive Beverly Hills, California. U.S.A.

Both are the best

Yay.. cant wait for this to come out.. anything with them in it willbe amazing!!!

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Juciest Post - Ris Low, Sexy Girls, plus Malaysia Credit card

Ris low is hitting the headline again recently, either being molested or late as DJ. So lets see what is happening around the world, from Europe, China, Hong Kong, Malaysia to Singapore....

Hong Kong girl has fun in train (Hong Kong)

Ski in Bikini (Europe)

Neighbour like to naked (China)

Zhang Xin Yu pose nearly naked (China)

Singapore Nurse party (Singapore got such party too!)

Girl shows butt and panties at MOS burger (Singapore?)

Hong Kong girl sex act in uniform (Hong Kong)
Hong Kong girl sexy photos

Why Malaysian cancel credit card (Malaysia, background story: now all credit card in Malaysia need to pay RM 50 per card per year for the government)

Fire works at KLCC (Malaysia)

Ris Low being molested (Singapore)
Ris Low late for DJ

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Easter? Is That You?

There's a wide range of acceptable Easter motifs these days. Lilies, eggs, baby chicks, crosses, bunny butts - there's just all kinds of stuff to choose from.

So tell me, then: What exactly is this?

An Easter...Pig?

Or how about this?

Pink Cat gives you wings! Literally.

Hm. I'm starting to think we should offer bakeries animal flash cards.

At least then they'd know to put "bunny" in quotes.
(Check out how the right one is looking at the label. Heehee!)

Somebody please tell me this is not a cross:

Although if it's not, then the alternatives are looking pretty alarming. Yowza.

Oh! Speaking of alarming religious cakes: I've yet to see a smoking lamb cake this year. I'm still holding out hope, though. And in the meantime, I did spot a few chocolate cigarettes on this "Easter flowers" design:

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but on a cake they sure alarm me.

The madness continues into the cookie section:

There are no words. Only lots of snickering.

And lastly, we have the gold standard of Easter designs:

The bug bunnies.

Jennifer T., Katie G., Steve, Taylor B., Teryn C., John M., & Shelli A., just tell them to take a left at Albuquerque. Oh, and watch out for those "sprinkles."

- Related Wreckage: Easter Potpourri

Monday, 29 March 2010

Currently seeking new talent in San Diego...

Antique Glazed Wall Sconce

I was so excited when I found this beauty at Goodwill.

You don’t think it’s beautiful? Maybe beauty really is in the eye of the beholder because I was run to the HB “look what I found look what I found” excited when I found it.

Normally I would have slapped a coat of black spray paint on this baby and been happy. However, someone in bloggy land has let the Heirloom White bug out of its cage and it BIT.ME.

Oh decorating OCD why do you haunt me so.

So I slapped a coat of HW on her and it was finished. HA HA HA no, it needed more. So I glazed it!