KENCING SEMBARANGAN: A day before my quarter-life crisis!!

I am doomed lor I am starting to blog this picture post at 7am (haven't slept) and there are 156 pictures!

I'm gonna try not to put too many words in.

Eh.....................

As promised, red and yellow pic. Horribly sunburnt.

My arm's skin actually crackling before it could be peeled off.

Almost recovered from my third-degree burns.

Can still see my arm peeling!

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KK and her bf wanted a puppy so she took me to the Seletar puppy mill... The living conditions for both humans (humans there sleep in same room as dogs on thin mattresses - can you say stinky?!) and dogs there is really horrible! It's like not a part of Singapore man!

The stud is from the mill and it's mad dirty-looking lah. The old man works there and he isn't too clean either.

But overall, I'd say the mill is not as bad as people often describe lah. You can drive there and see if you want! Seletar farmway.

Anyway... The photo is of two malteses fucking, obviously. The bottom is someone's pet. As you can see it's much better groomed.

I'm becoming one of those annoying animal lover people because I'm quite irritated that the owner would want his dog to give birth.

Doesn't he know that birth could have serious consequences and could possibly even KILL his dog? Why would anyone who love their pets knowingly make their pets die younger?!

But well... His dog.

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Jon and KK's new puppy!!

It doesn't like you

2 months old only and it's yorkie/shih tzu mix!!

It's mad floppy and it's super weird coz it's apricot in colour...

Something both parents are not.

And that's why it's called Peaches!!!

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Last batch of Ixus shots

The irony. My old Canon Ixus taking a photo of my new Lumix.

And doing a shit job of it too.

Well goodbye! I'm never gonna have problems with macro shots again.

It's like poetic justice that the last batch of photos the Ixus takes will be that of the great Lumix.

Without flash - dark plus blur.

Before blinging, I apply white nail polish to the black leather strip to make the background colour even.

In between the big gems are tiny pink pearl gems.

=)

Base done

It's not completely done yet!!!

Side rims are gonna get blinged too!

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New camera's photos!!!

Test shot - PK as excited as I am

Pin-hole mode

No photoshop: Shot by Lumix

No photoshop: Shot by Ixus. Bleah.

More test shots in Pin-hole mode

Naughty Pk... Loves to bite my hair clips!

She loves breaking the claws. -_-

Somebody needs a hair-cut. Looks mad awful.

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Supper with Kaykay and Michelle!!

Michelle smiling for the cam

Kaykay wanting to buy a new dustbin in Mustafa.

I was bored so I took pics.

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Lazy day tanning with Sheng Rong

View from balcony

Bringing Pumpkin downstairs with us to the pool.

Blowing bubbles and seeing Pumpkin chase them!

Good sun and good fun!

Dinner afterwards!!

Wongsie, my favourite lawyer

Lewis doesn't like my spanking new cam

Yums steak with a tub of sauce that Eekean said is soy sauce mixed with wine. Nonetheless, it's great! Nicer than brown sauce anyway.

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Peaches and Pumpkin
go to the Vet

Peaches always has this "I am so poor thing" look!

Pumps looking jealous

The mysterious headless humans are KK and Jon btw.

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Thai Express with Mich and KK

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Random: My chio gel nails

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Blinged hairclip for PK!!

Pretty isn't it?!

I can't stand her ear's hairs being long though.

Look like imitation papillion.

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Random: Kitchen window

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My ear wax from ear candling!! HAHAHA!

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Pumpkin after Grooming!!

MUCH cuter!!

Random: KK and Shuyin in a spectacle shop
waiting for KK to get her eyesight tested.

(OK I couldn't take it and fell asleep at this point so I'm continuing this blog entry at 7.19pm, 27th April)

Mich's Mom's Shop's Opening!

They opened a dance clothing shop at Far East Plaza

Mich posing again!!

Us girls

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Had dinner with Shuyin and her relatives.

That's her little sister taking a pic of our food.

These pro photographers are always like taking photos of other photographers wielding SLRs lah!! Now I'm like a pro photographer too MUAHAHAHA!

Shuyin in ridiculous feather headband

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Random: Baby getting hair cut

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BFF'S Birthday!!

My crumply dress for the day

Make up done!

Alvin and Zheng Chang

Seafood risotto

Hamburger steak + bacon

Boys

Girls

Everybody!!

(In case you noticed, this is indeed the same place as the one I went to with Eekean a few days ago. Some economic Italian restaurant at Liang Court. It's Shuyin who wanted to eat there!!)

Proceed upstairs to KTV!!

Swanky and new!

Alyssa joins us

Horrible

I LOVE THIS PHOTO MY LEGS LOOK MAD SKINNY!!

Door says 19!
Which is her birthday's date.
So we had to make a big fuss out of this.

Juicy slippers

Bdae cake

Aly diligently lighting it

And we surprise Shuyin with it when she comes back from the toilet!! (She went for mad long... All the candles melted and we believe she must have lao-sai-ed. OK lah to be fair the toilet is damn far away. But still!)

Group pic!

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Random: Mike

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More Pumpkin pics

Weeeeeeeee! I'm flying!!

One of my favourite pictures of her...

So niapish... And best of all can see Nanolove in the background!!

Naughty girl keeps licking me when she's on my lap.

These are before her hair cut:

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Dinner with RV friends at Crystal Jade/
Huifen's bdae celebration

Mad can I got a lot of friends whose birthdays are in April!!

(From left) Xiaofeng, Ripple, Jason, Huifen

(on table) My new MAC lipstick

Wishing for world peace

I love this!

Spinach cooked with

salted eggs,

century eggs and

normal eggs!

Lao niang was delegated to cut the cake because Huifen said that superstition dictates whoever's birthday is next must cut the cake for luck.

Sheng Rong: Defier of the saying that no humans can lick their elbows.

I can too!

Almost, I swear!!

Eekean failing miserably.
Her tongue was like 1 inch away from the target.

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Dinner with KK and
Rykiel at Far East

Graffiti cafe allows graffti

And a picture of said "Chanel" bag in a bit

Rykiel and I

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Ming's Bdae

In car

New Juicy dog bag bought from Ebay!

And guess who's inside?

Estee with Pumpkin!

PK was an instant hit with all the girls there man. Now everyone wants a yorkie and they all think that all yorkies are this size and won't bark. Hahahaha!

Bdae boy with his family in front of swimming pool.

I hate people with their own pools!! I want one too!

Ming and Estee

For his birthday Ming's parents gave him a little model of a VW Golf GTI.

He looked quizzically at them until he saw the papers inside. That's just a tiny model of the real thing he is getting!!

Sigh... Why isn't anyone giving me the Copen I want??

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I bought a mad chio
Chanel-inspired bag!!

I don't even like Chanel's designs very much but this one is like purplish-pink and super shiny!!!

I love how it has so many compartments and matches my nails :D

(It is INSPIRED and not FAKE - there are no Chanel logos on the bag)

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My birthday started yesterday!!

(26th that is, 2 days before my actual birthday)

I woke up with this on the bed:

Awwwwwwwwwww!

A Bangawan Solo birthday cake may not seem very romantic to most but it feels extra special to me because the brand feels so Singaporean and it reminds me of how Mike gave up his life in USA to come live here with me.

That day I asked him if he knew what Prima Deli is and he said no, so I told him they make pies and pastries. Then he replied, "Oh, is it like Polar?"

Very cute right!!

Then dinner at our favourite restaurant:

I'm gonna be really annoying and not tell you where it is because I am terrified that the place would be flooded with customers and the standard will then drop. If you already know good for you!!