Don't offend women

Sandralicious says:
IT IS CNET EDITORS' CHOICE LOR

Sandralicious says:
I LOVE MY PHONE

XX says:
hahahha

XX says:
good lorrrr

XX says:
what's the good function

Sandralicious says:
THE MOST BO LIAO FUNCTION IS

Sandralicious says:
IN THE DARK

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WHEN U PRESS THE BUTTONS

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THE KEYPAD WILL LIGHT UP

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BUT IN LIGHTED ENVIRONMENT

Sandralicious says:
THE KEYPAD WILL NOT

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IT IS OF NOT MUCH USE

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BUT MY KEYPAD HAS SENSOR!!

XX says:
lol

XX says:
skarly in the end

XX says:
tbe sensor waste as much battery as the lights

XX says:
whahahahahaha

XX says:
then is utterly pointless liao

Sandralicious says:
whahahha

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the point is

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GOT SENSOR LEH

Sandralicious says:
i is stupid and shallow.

Sandralicious says:
i like sensors

XX says:
heehee

XX says:
me too

Sandralicious says:
its just a v nice phone la, 2.0 megapixels cam, can do video call

XX says:
the electric kind they use to scan u in airports

XX says:
makes me horny

XX says:
SPREAD UR LEGS

XX says:
YES SIR

XX says:
been a naughty girl huh?

XX says:
WHATS THIS??

XX says:
DRUGS!

XX says:
NO SIRE ITS JUST POWDER CANDY

Sandralicious says:
i called my fren who was buying food at mac. and asked him to show the counter guy the live video thing

XX says:
Oh no u are gonna get it from me young lady

XX says:
No, please!

XX says:
YES!

XX says:
*beep beep beep bleeeeeeeeeeep*

Sandralicious says:
and i screamed MAC SUCKS! THEY CAN GO SUCK COCK AND DIE

XX says:
wah u totally ignored my little play

Sandralicious says:
whaha i typing halfway ma

XX says:
hahhahaha

Sandralicious says:
kinky lor that one

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i prefer more violent one

XX says:
lol

Sandralicious says:
electric collar

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or baton

XX says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandralicious says:
whahaha

XX says:
wahhahahahhaha

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tie the collar around his neck

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and cock

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XX says:
SANDRA!

XX says:
lol

Sandralicious says:
let him watch porn. if he get a hard on just press the button and dian4 his cock

XX says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandralicious says:
do that continuously for 3 days

XX says:
whhahahahhahahhaha

Sandralicious says:
or better yet attach a rope to his cock. middle of the rope is a lever and the other end is a knife

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then tie him to the chair

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and let him watch porn

XX says:
SANDRA

Sandralicious says:
if he gets a hard on the knife will poke into his chest

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its like SAW 2 leh

XX says:
u are really terrible lar!!!

XX says:
far worse than me

XX says:
i give up

Sandralicious says:
whhaa

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don't pretend

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i know u secretly like it lor

XX says:
no lah

XX says:
not the knife poking into chest!

Sandralicious says:
hmm

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ok

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if he get hard on

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the other end if [censored: It's a blogger]'s labia

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if he get hard on

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the labia will inch closer and closer to him

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then he will have to smell leh

XX says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sibeh gross leh you!

p/s: I don't like disclaimers but this has to be put up because there are people without a sense of humour around. Sandra and I were JUST JOKING.